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Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 20:39:11 No.43867264 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>43867532 >>43872513 >>43876831 >>43876847 >>43881910

Why are they so perfect?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 21:04:37 No.43867532 Report

Quoted By: >>43867646 >>43867693 >>43868998 >>43869603 >>43870171 >>43870189 >>43877249 >>43881940

>>43867264
Why are you so perfect OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 21:13:55 No.43867646 Report

Quoted By: >>43870171

>>43867532
FPWP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 21:17:29 No.43867693 Report

Quoted By: >>43869280

>>43867532
this, how can somebody be so great?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 21:18:25 No.43867708 Report

Quoted By: >>43869288 >>43870161 >>43872352

>pikachu and his grandma
isn't that incest + loli at the same time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jun 2020 23:31:52 No.43868998 Report

Quoted By: >>43869280

>>43867532
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 00:10:51 No.43869280 Report

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>>43867693
>>43868998
How can zoomers not understand sarcasm?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 00:11:52 No.43869288 Report

Quoted By: >>43869596 >>43877495

>>43867708
In colosseum, there is a treecko that has lived 100 years.
I could legally fuck pichu all day and night and you couldn't do shit about it.

Alexander of Macedon

Alexander of Macedon Mon 15 Jun 2020 00:55:18 No.43869596 Report

Quoted By: >>43869675

>>43869288
t. guy who whacks off to characters that have the body of children but are supposedly "a 1000 years old"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 00:55:52 No.43869603 Report

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>>43867532
Fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 01:05:00 No.43869675 Report

Quoted By: >>43871294 >>43872148

>>43869596
t. faggot that says that everybody is mentally 7 forever.
Fucking a level 32 pichu would be the equivalent of fucking a dwarf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 02:10:12 No.43870161 Report

Quoted By: >>43870192 >>43870975

>>43867708
Notch-ear is Pikachu’s grandma?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 02:11:11 No.43870171 Report

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>>43867532
fpbp
>>43867646
spwp

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 02:13:28 No.43870189 Report

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>>43867532
Based.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 02:13:53 No.43870192 Report

Quoted By: >>43870975

>>43870161
yeah, gizamimi is from the past

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 04:14:35 No.43870975 Report

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>>43870161
>>43870192
Who

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 05:08:20 No.43871294 Report

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>>43869675
t. dwarf fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 07:49:49 No.43872148 Report

Quoted By: >>43872291

>>43869675
Dwarves do not look like children. Stop trying to justify your sick perversions, degenerate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 08:18:21 No.43872291 Report

Quoted By: >>43872298

>>43872148
whats wrong with fucking somebody with a body of a child when it is mentally mature?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 08:20:13 No.43872298 Report

Quoted By: >>43872315

>>43872291
it has the body of a child. that’s the problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 08:23:44 No.43872315 Report

Quoted By: >>43872321

>>43872298
why? pedophilia is bad because youre fucking someone that is not being able to give you a consent, whats wrong with fucking someone who is mentally mature?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 08:25:53 No.43872321 Report

Quoted By: >>43872346

>>43872315
at the end of the day that’s still a child. it pushes the idea that underage kids can somehow “be emotionally mature” when they never are. seek therapy pedo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 08:31:34 No.43872346 Report

Quoted By: >>43872380

>>43872321
we're not talking about kids, we're talking about adults that have body of a kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 08:33:56 No.43872352 Report

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>>43867708
lolibabas are my fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 08:40:58 No.43872380 Report

Quoted By: >>43872473 >>43872487 >>43872517

>>43872346
so a kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 09:06:44 No.43872473 Report

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>>43872380
That's like saying Andy Milonakis is a kid.
That's not how it works.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 09:09:44 No.43872487 Report

Quoted By: >>43873488

>>43872380
So you're saying it's bad for a Pokemon to mate with a pokemon who has chosen to not evolve and is older than they are? Like this treecko is much older than your standard Treecko and is not evolved at all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 09:16:08 No.43872513 Report

Quoted By: >>43873425 >>43873479 >>43874403 >>43880222

>>43867264
that ain't the Pikachu I know
what is that fuckin anorexic mouse

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 09:18:10 No.43872517 Report

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>>43872380
Or this Scyther its not fully evolved, but it is an elderly pokemon. Age is not commonly tackled in the anime, but it's obvious that you can have a very old adult aged Pokemon be the 1st evolution, evolution does not have anything to do with age. Evolution is more a choice that the Pokemon have and they have to get strong enough to even do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 13:05:24 No.43873425 Report

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>>43872513
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 13:15:17 No.43873479 Report

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>>43872513
Unbased. I bet you are a fatso and only like fat pikachu to pretend fatsos are cool. Mouses are never naturally fat unless they find a massive cache of food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 13:16:19 No.43873488 Report

Quoted By: >>43875443

>>43872487
Don't argue with retards anon. They are neanderthals that belong in a museum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 15:10:57 No.43874403 Report

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>>43872513
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 17:00:19 No.43875443 Report

Quoted By: >>43876787

>>43873488
Or maybe you're "she's secretly a 100 year old vampire despite that she has the body of a child" doesn't actually work. Most normal folk can see past that mirage and it's a good thing to call out pedos out. It doesn't matter if Pichu is a billion years old, the character is depicted as a child, looks like a child and is very often treated as one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 19:21:29 No.43876787 Report

Quoted By: >>43877865 >>43877946

>>43875443
A Pichu is a Pichu and in terms of egg group is not in any, its a baby. It would not have the ability to have a baby due to it being in the 'Undefined" egg group and would probably not have a mate. If/When it becomes a Pikachu then it's fine as it joins the Field Egg group. Just like how Treeko and that Scyther are both elderly pokemon they are adults who can make their own choices, if you treat it like a child they will hurt you. Simple as that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 19:24:55 No.43876831 Report

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>>43867264
Pikachu raichu and pichu really are solid designs. I do like the fat versions of the former better but they really are well designed especially compared to alot of other pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 19:26:12 No.43876847 Report

Quoted By: >>43877171

>>43867264
They don't even look like they're from the same franchise much less evolutionary line. 152+ was a mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 19:53:02 No.43877171 Report

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>>43876847
Are you high?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 20:00:18 No.43877249 Report

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>>43867532
OH, MY GOD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 20:24:44 No.43877495 Report

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>>43869288
Treecko is not a Baby Pokémon, but Pichu is

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 21:03:31 No.43877865 Report

Quoted By: >>43877899

>>43876787
That's great though because you can cum inside Pichu's tight mouse cunt without any worries of pregnancy.

Alexander of Macedon

Alexander of Macedon Mon 15 Jun 2020 21:06:28 No.43877899 Report

Quoted By: >>43877929 >>43879086

>>43877865
Seek help

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 21:09:43 No.43877929 Report

Quoted By: >>43878035

>>43877899
Seek reddit, bruh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 21:11:44 No.43877946 Report

Quoted By: >>43878035 >>43878348

>>43876787
Or maybe pichu isn't real, so you are just buttblasted that it will never be "illegal" because it is not even a kid or anything. You just love to pretend you are a moralfag, when you do worse things in secret, like rape, corruption, stealing, etc. I just fucking fap to pokemon. And fapping to them will never be the same as trafficking kids or selling slaves, or murder, or whatever you want to believe in your smooth peanut sized brain.

Alexander of Macedon

Alexander of Macedon Mon 15 Jun 2020 21:20:11 No.43878035 Report

Quoted By: >>43878099 >>43879086

>>43877929
What an inane response. My laconic response still stands, seek help. Plus I'd wager the reddit crowd is more in tune with your perverse taste.

>>43877946
The fact that your inane response involves murder, slavery and other atrocities in response to getting called out for your degenerate pedofilic tendencies shows more of a boiotian attitude than the post you were responding to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 21:26:15 No.43878099 Report

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>>43878035
Just kill yourself. Help is a meme anyways, all they will do is put you in a retarded list.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 21:53:07 No.43878348 Report

Quoted By: >>43878369 >>43879056

>>43877946
I'm not sure where your anger is coming from about these fictional creatures? All I'm stating is a fact in terms of the universe of pokemon has shown it: Pokemon Evolution and a Pokemon's Age have little to no correlation with one another. You can have a Treeko/Scyther/Pichu/whatever be a 1st evolution pokemon and level 100, be pushing 60+ in terms of age, and just chose to never evolve. Just as you can have a Sceptile/Scizor/Raichu/Gardevoir that is Level 100 and be like 5 years old because they gained a lot of combat experience in their short time alive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 21:55:59 No.43878369 Report

Quoted By: >>43878386 >>43878411

>>43878348
Don't care. Pichu is mine always and forever. As long as it is consensual and she wants it, I don't give a fuck. Anyway like I said, pokemon aren't real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 21:57:19 No.43878386 Report

Quoted By: >>43878397

>>43878369
What other pokemon would you fuck bro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 21:58:31 No.43878397 Report

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>>43878386
Mostly "non baby ones" anyway. Pichu would be only if she loves me.
Here is my preliminar list.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 22:00:07 No.43878411 Report

Quoted By: >>43878423 >>43878494

>>43878369
More power to you creepy anon?
>consensual
It's never consensual if they are underage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 22:01:44 No.43878423 Report

Quoted By: >>43879056

>>43878411
Luckily they aren't kids. They are pokemon. Anyways fuck off already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 22:08:43 No.43878494 Report

Quoted By: >>43878507

>>43878411
>underage
where did Anon say it was underage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 22:09:59 No.43878507 Report

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>>43878494
The retard is claiming that all "baby" pokemon will never be of age even if they are 100 years old.

Alexander of Macedon

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Alexander of Macedon Mon 15 Jun 2020 23:06:33 No.43879056 Report

Quoted By: >>43879086

>>43878348
He is a mentally ill individual. Just look at how hostile he gets after honest folk expose his inanity. His first line of defence is accusing others of rape and corruption. We are dealing with a very disturbed individual and his lashing out at you is expected.

>>43878423
The character is literally recognized as a baby pokemon. Do you think confessing your lust after a baby isn't going to raise suspicion? Your only line of defence is the equivalent of "she's a thousand year old vampire" when we know better than that. You can't pull a fast one you angry little man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 23:10:26 No.43879086 Report

Quoted By: >>43879321

>>43877899
>>43878035
>>43879056
what sort of mental illness causes someone to use a name on an anonymous board

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jun 2020 23:40:08 No.43879321 Report

Quoted By: >>43879639 >>43880273

>>43879086
It is some idiot from a social network, thinking he is gonna earn e penis points on moralfaggotry or plainly just baiting.
Anyway, he is still retarded cause it is not even cp, nor underaged. I don't like anything with underaged creatures, be it monsters, fairies, kids whatever. If they look too much like real kids I am sickened.
Pichu looks nothing like a child.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 00:13:48 No.43879639 Report

Quoted By: >>43879826

>>43879321
Cope mentally ill tranny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 00:35:49 No.43879826 Report

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>>43879639
about time you exposed yourself, shitty bait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 01:19:31 No.43880222 Report

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>>43872513
nah, he is still missing the black rectangle on the tip of the tail with a zig-zag pattern towards the lower side of said rectangle

Alexander of Macedon

Alexander of Macedon Tue 16 Jun 2020 01:26:08 No.43880273 Report

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>>43879321
How paranoid can one angry little man get? I'm not going to get anything out of this exchange, that much is true. Doesn't mean I won't call out degenerate behavior. Also you must be very blind or incredibly ignorant if you don't think Pichu is child-like. But that kind of delusions are expected out of a paranoid little man that blindly accuses others of rape for calling out his sick and perverse fantasies. Truly the markings of a pedofile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 02:37:51 No.43880938 Report

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Is he gone yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 04:44:20 No.43881910 Report

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>>43867264
I want to cum inside pichu!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 04:48:41 No.43881940 Report

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>>43867532
Lewd

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