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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 05:28:12 No.43882243 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>43882259 >>43882280 >>43884689 >>43886072 >>43887227 >>43887333

>be heatran
>fall from a swing
>touch ground
>die

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 05:29:57 No.43882259 Report

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>>43882243
>be pokemon
>have 4x weakness
>die

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 05:32:28 No.43882280 Report

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>>43882243
>be op
>fall from a swing
>falls right onto 12 inch long nigger dick
>cums

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 09:14:21 No.43883326 Report

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>be geodude
>get hit by a single raindrop
*lego yoda scream*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 13:20:58 No.43884456 Report

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>be Breloom
>slight breeze
>dies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 13:26:39 No.43884508 Report

Quoted By: >>43887083 >>43887806 >>43891882

>Be Hydreigon
>A spark of tranny glitter touches you
>Die

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 13:27:43 No.43884519 Report

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>be onix
>die

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 13:48:49 No.43884689 Report

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>>43882243
Jokes like this don't work because Heatran touches the ground all the time and doesn't die, just like how Pokemon that are weak to Water attacks aren't harmed by regular water.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 13:54:03 No.43884733 Report

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>farts
>dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 13:56:14 No.43884759 Report

Quoted By: >>43884790 >>43887079

>be Eelektross
>don’t die

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 14:00:47 No.43884790 Report

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>>43884759
>an apple hits its head
>dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 16:13:01 No.43886072 Report

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>>43882243
>took my Pokemon out for ice cream last week.
>garchomp still hasn't forgiven me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 17:48:24 No.43887045 Report

Quoted By: >>43887314 >>43887684

>dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 17:51:13 No.43887079 Report

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>>43884759
>a drill mole explodes out the ground and collides into it at mach 5, burrowing deep into its soft flesh
>doesnt die because it was wearing a scarf

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 17:51:59 No.43887083 Report

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>>43884508
Absolute chad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 17:54:45 No.43887117 Report

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>walks along carpet
>touches doorknob
>dies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:03:41 No.43887221 Report

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>gets punched
>dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:04:03 No.43887227 Report

Quoted By: >>43888395 >>43888612

>>43882243
Heatran literally falls from the ceiling and lands on all fours no shit given

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:12:15 No.43887314 Report

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>>43887045
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:14:28 No.43887333 Report

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>>43882243
>goes outside on a hot day
>dies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:26:07 No.43887491 Report

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>touches a snowflake
>dies immediately

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:29:10 No.43887537 Report

Quoted By: >>43887551 >>43888451

>Thinks too hard about something.
>Dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:30:26 No.43887551 Report

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>>43887537
Finally a suitable Pokemon for brainlets

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:31:27 No.43887569 Report

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>Turn off the lights for bedtime.
>Forget to leave the door open for light.
>Dies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:33:02 No.43887592 Report

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>Grabs a cereal spoon
>Dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:41:54 No.43887684 Report

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>>43887045
>lives through an ice age, a flood, a dragon attack and a thunderstorm
>dies to a lit match

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:43:41 No.43887710 Report

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>goes to the bathroom
>dies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:45:35 No.43887729 Report

Quoted By: >>43887820 >>43887823 >>43887857

>never dies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:48:54 No.43887770 Report

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>a fly passes by
>dies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:51:53 No.43887805 Report

Quoted By: >>43888345

>boo!
>dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:51:58 No.43887806 Report

Quoted By: >>43887830 >>43887912

>>43884508
rent free

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:52:37 No.43887820 Report

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>>43887729
>never dies
>machop used karate chop
>dies anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:53:05 No.43887823 Report

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>>43887729
Wat? Doesn't it die a submission or nearly any physical attack?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:54:08 No.43887830 Report

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>>43887806
>n-no, not muh psuedeckin hydreigerino!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:55:59 No.43887854 Report

Quoted By: >>43887889

>leaf drops from tree
>dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:56:12 No.43887857 Report

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>>43887729
>gets poked
>dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 18:58:42 No.43887889 Report

Quoted By: >>43888362

>>43887854
Literally me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 19:00:59 No.43887912 Report

Quoted By: >>43888197

>>43887806
dilate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 19:24:01 No.43888173 Report

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>be Exeggutor
>ant crawls on you
>die

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 19:26:17 No.43888197 Report

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>>43887912
based registeel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 19:38:27 No.43888345 Report

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>>43887805
>be night pokemon
>sun goes down
>dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 19:39:35 No.43888362 Report

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>>43887889
Allergies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 19:42:15 No.43888362,1 Report Delete

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Koko

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 19:42:33 No.43888395 Report

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>>43887227
he probably has sash

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 19:46:58 No.43888451 Report

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>>43887537
I remember kicking ass with this guy when Battle mode was released in GO. Might build a team with this guys again for Great league.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 20:00:40 No.43888612 Report

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>>43887227
He only does so in caves. Those are rocks nigga.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 20:21:19 No.43888856 Report

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Bug Buzz, Play Rough, Mud Sport, Mega Kick, dies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 22:45:05 No.43890423 Report

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>slight gust of wind blows by
>dies

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 23:03:51 No.43890635 Report

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>turns on air conditioner
>dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 23:59:47 No.43891314 Report

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>>43888362
No :^)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jun 2020 00:37:33 No.43891720 Report

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>Watches Shrek up to the first lyrics of the intro
>Dies

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jun 2020 00:51:31 No.43891882 Report

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>>43884508
Rent free strightiod

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