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Time to confess, /vp/

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 23:32:09 No.43890957 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>43891067 >>43891228 >>43891280 >>43891306 >>43891456

We got rid of our old priest, apparently he was a pedo and a furfag. This new one is a little shady and prefers to take confessions on Tuesdays instead of Sundays. He also doesn't judge shit taste in Pokémon. Now post:
>Your favorite Pokemon
>Your favorite game
>your most obscure sin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 23:35:06 No.43890999 Report

Quoted By: >>43891337

These are shit threads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 23:37:32 No.43891038 Report

Quoted By: >>43891055

Escavalier
Emerald
It's a little convoluted, I commonly manipulate people and bend truths to fit my narrative. I don't necessarily do bad things to people like this, but mainly do so when I want to gain someone's trust. It comes from a fear of people disliking me I think. And if you want something more directly a sin, I've masturbated in class when I was in High School on multiple occasions. Never caught though

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 23:39:09 No.43891055 Report

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>>43891038
>I've masturbated in class when I was in High School on multiple occasions
Imagine the smell in that class

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 23:39:45 No.43891063 Report

Quoted By: >>43891337

Pokémon Platinum (If not Pokémon related, it's Smash Ultimate).

When i was 15 i kissed my 6 year old sister.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 23:39:59 No.43891067 Report

Quoted By: >>43891102

>>43890957
>Your favorite Pokemon
Nidoking
>Your favorite game
HG/SS
>your most obscure sin
Had a paper boy job when I was like 15. Suddenly I had to take a massive shit. So I shat in the garden of an empty house. I wiped my ass with one of the newspapers. Days later I hear trough a friend of a friend(small town) that people just recently moved in and found a day old heap of shit with some shit covered newspaper pages in their garden. The day I took that shit they moved in. No-one ever found out it was me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 23:40:40 No.43891083 Report

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butterfree
black
I'm coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because I want it all it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this it was only a kiss it was only a kiss now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab while he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 23:42:15 No.43891102 Report

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>>43891067
Actually dying right now, holy shit
No pun intended

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 23:45:59 No.43891139 Report

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Raichu
Soul Silver
Instead of posting my biggest sin, I'll just post my biggest pokemon sin in the making. https://archiveofourown.org/works/23055322

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 23:53:04 No.43891228 Report

Quoted By: >>43891325

>>43890957
Girafarig
HeartGold
I am fucking my cousin from time to time. I am 23, she's 21 and hot as fuck. I moved close to her house and she's been stuck in there with her parents for god knows how many time due to the quarantine. I invited her to hang out one day, I jokingly asked how was she dealing with the lockdown. We were both horny af and we ended up doing it. Now I can't stop thinking about her and she asks me to come visit almost everyday. I'm scared of my uncle finding out cause he's ripped and I'm sure he's gonna beat the shit out of me once he finds out - Wtf do I do

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 23:57:04 No.43891280 Report

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>>43890957
>Squirtle
>B2W2
>i molested my younger brothers at the age of 14

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jun 2020 23:59:22 No.43891306 Report

Quoted By: >>43891337

>>43890957
>favorite pokemon
idk, nidoking or rhydon
>favorite game
super mario galaxy
>most obscure sin
I unironically liked star wars 8 when it first came out.

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jun 2020 00:00:43 No.43891325 Report

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>>43891228
What to do? Kys.

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jun 2020 00:01:53 No.43891337 Report

Quoted By: >>43891380

>>43890999
Cry more nigger
>>43891306
>Not posting a Pokémon game
Finally someone got it
>>43891063
Props to you as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jun 2020 00:04:52 No.43891380 Report

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>>43891337
>baby
ew

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jun 2020 00:11:23 No.43891456 Report

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>>43890957
>Ledian
>HGSS B/W
I lie to my friends about being 100% supportive of all LGBTQIA++ identities so they don't ostracize me. But in reality, I think pansexual is fucking bullshit. I think asexuals are attention whores. and half the people claiming to be lesbian, gay, bi, and/or trans nowadays are doing it because it's a 'cool' and 'rebellious' thing to be. I absolutely cannot stand how when I tell people that I'm gay, they instantly associate me with insane leftists who think that everyone needs to be bisexual to accommodate the 0.2% of the population that is trans. I can't believe anyone past the age of 15 believes in this snake oil bullshit but here I am in my 20s with fujoshi friends talking about how they're uwu gay cowboys uwu. I feel like a shitty person for lying to them, but they can't handle the reality that they're probably not gay.

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