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Random generator game

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Go to https://randompokemon.com/ and generate 6 results. These are the cast of your personal Mystery Dungeon adventure.
>First mon is you. People generally hate you and care more about what you can offer them than who you are
>Second mon is your partner, a coward and a chronic fuck-up who nonetheless is the only reason you have a roof over your head and manages to be the realest friend you have
>Third mon is the resident asshole with a chip on their shoulder, constantly antagonizing and slandering you as the cause of all the mayhem
>Fourth mon is a profit-focused wild card who'll utterly sell you out and make pleasant conversation with you with the exact same smile on their face
>Fifth mon is the one friendly neighbor in town: but in truth a charismatic cultist preying on the general misery of the populace, who's planning the destruction of the world because a loss of faith in Pokemon-kind
>Sixth mon is the one responsible for dragging you in to save the world, doesn't really give a shit if you want to or not, and refuses to let you go back until you've done your job