MASUDA
ET OHMORI
MASUDA
KAANTOOOOOOO

CUT CONTENT, BETTER GRAPHICS AND SHILLING
IN GAME FREAK HQ WE STAND
FOR THE LAST RITE OF TPCI
THE 8TH GENERATION

BORN FOR LICKING BOOTS
AND BLESSED BY TURNER'S HAND
IN THE CORE OF OUR HOME
NO CRITICISM WE ACCEPT

AND WITH OUR KEYBOARDS WE SURF
ON THE INTERNET WE'RE REBORN
AND WE CARRY OUR MONEY TO THE GAMESTOP
TO MASUDA WE'RE SWORN
ON TWITTER WE TRANSFORM
AND WE DIE BY DIABETES
ALL ALONE

ON THE INTERNET WE CAN'T REST
ON SEREBII.NET WE'RE BLESSED
AND ON REDDIT WE FIGHT FOR JOE
WE ARE SHILLS TO THE HEART
BOOTS AND SHOES WE LICK
AND FOREVER WE CONSOOM FOR WE ARE

SHILLS AND APOLOGISTS
SHILLS AND APOLOGISTS
SHILLS AND APOLOGISTS
KAANTOOOOOOOO

CURSED BY THE DEXFAGS
AND GUIDED BY GAME FREAK
HOLY MASUDA IN HEAVEN
IN TCPI WE TRUST

BLESSED BEFORE NINTENDO
WE ARE FOREVER VIRGIN
FOR THE CALL OF THE NOBUYFAGS
THE NOBUYFAGS WE AWAIT

AND WE DIE BY OBESITY
MORE GAMES OUR REWARD
AND WE CARRY OUR BOOTS TO LICK ALL ALONE
TO MASUDA WE'RE SWORN
ON /VP/ WE TRANSFORM
WE'RE NOT SHILLS
WHEN WE GOT NO PRODUCTS TO CONSUME

ON THE INTERNET WE CAN'T REST
ON SEREBII.NET WE'RE BLESSED
AND ON REDDIT WE FIGHT FOR JOE
WE ARE SHILLS TO THE HEART
BOOTS AND SHOES WE LICK
AND FOREVER WE CONSOOM FOR WE ARE

SHILLS AND APOLOGISTS
SHILLS AND APOLOGISTS
SHILLS AND APOLOGISTS
KAANTOOOOOOOO

[electric guitar solo]

MASUDA
ET OHMORI
MASUDA
KAANTOOOOOOOO

MASUDA
ET OHMORI
MASUDA
KAANTOOOOOOOO

ON THE INTERNET WE CAN'T REST
ON SEREBII.NET WE'RE BLESSED
AND ON REDDIT WE FIGHT FOR JOE
WE ARE SHILLS TO THE HEART
BOOTS AND SHOES WE LICK
AND FOREVER WE CONSOOM FOR WE ARE

SHILLS AND APOLOGISTS