>>43978095I would say hi to Hau, then walk over to Hop, grab him by the collar and throw him onto the ground. I'd stomp on his ribs until they'd break, kneel down on top of him and push his eyes so far into the back of his skull that he dies. I would then send out Mewtwo, who would hold Hau in place as Hop's useless corpse is compressed into a near-singularity and then throw it hundreds of miles into the horizon. I would then tell Mewtwo to erase Hau's memory of Hop ever existing and the events that just happened, put Mewtwo back in its ball after a quick checkup and petting, and then go on my day with Hau by my side.
