Ok, ok, I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see that /vp/ers never change
Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, it's Rillaboom: breathe it in!
I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod!
When you're staring at a pokegod
What can I say except you're welcome
For the terrains, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary pokeguy