>>44017921>>44017937Imagine getting attracted to that dumbass himbo. No guys, I think you don't fully comprehend how severe the situation is. Everytime I look at that champion I feel my ovaries pulsing inside of me. Everytime that piece of fucking art speak I feel like I'm about to fucking explode into the brightest, most vivid supernova and leave behind me a trail of pure lust.
Every time Leon smiles I feel like I'm a fucking beast and that I wanna devour him and his beautiful mouth whole. Every time he points out how unbeatable he and his Charizard are in the game I wait just a few minutes, exhausting his dialogue nonstop just to imagine listening to that sweet sweet voice and my imagination runs wild.
He is so divine I want to write a whole poetry book in his honor, but I don't think any words could ever describe his perfect unbeatable being, no words will ever be able to tell you how sweet his whole champion persona is, just like honey. It hurts so fucking much.
Why did Gamefreak do this to me. How fucking could they? Do they have no fucking soul? How cruel can they be, how can you give life to such a man and fucking shove him in our faces without the ability to actually have him?! Why?!?!
