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Look at this orange fuck. What is he even supposed to be? A fuckin robot alien with noodle arms? What the fuck? This is seriously just a damn eyesore, the colors are fuckin obnoxious. Ok, let's try and use him.
Psycho Boost... Huh. Guess I'll try it.
Wow! That did a lot of damage! Maybe it's not so bad after all. Now time for the opponent's turn.
...Wait.
Did.. he just one shot me? DID HE JUST FUCKING ONE SHOT ME? THAT WASN'T EVEN A SUPEREFFECTIVE MOVE! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE THESE FUCKING DEFENSES? 50 HP?! 50 DEFENSE? I HAVE A QUESTION, WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING 50 DEFENSE IF IT'S GOING TO DIE JUST AS EASILY AS SOMETHING WITH 1?!?! WHAT A FUCKIN LETDOWN. THIS POKEMON REMINDS ME OF SEX WITH A PILE OF HORSE SHIT. YEAH IT FEELS GOOD WHEN YOU FUCKIN *PWOOF* ORGASM ALL OVER IT, BUT THEN YOU IMMEDIATELY FEEL SAD AND YOUR FUCKIN DICK IN COVERED IN HORSE SHIT! GOD DAMN! I WOULD RATHER CLIMB INTO AN ELEPHANT'S ASSHOLE THAN USE THIS PIECE OF SHIT. I WOULD RATHER PLAY THROUGH FUCKIN DiaPer AGAIN THEN USE THIS SHIT!!!
