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>Hey, Brock. Did I ever tell you about Margo? She was a bratty rich girl that fled her home to be a Pokémon trainer, a fine piece of jailbait from a tolerant city than Pewter. She had the tightest Clamperl and the perkiest little Voltorbs in the Pokémon world, barely allowed in most regions. Pikachu and I would double-battle her at the end of every succesful gym challenge in the region, and sometimes we'd even have the entire team run a train over her - part of official Pokémon trainer, of course. In time, she learned how to raise an Onyx better than any rockclimber in Sinnoh. She wore a mini-dress with an inappropriate garter belt, and since she was constantly getting lifted off the ground, you'd get a glimpse mid-flight of her shiny Cloyster. It was ridiculous. She was constantly getting captured by criminals and wild Pokémon almost every other day. It was surreal. Like a constant porno, Brock, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.