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>be me
>pure Aryan overlord
>forced to be the rival to some mudskin who lives in a far less nice house than mine
>go along with it because his porch monkey brother will give me a Pokémon if I do
>once I have said Pokémon - and my glorious freedom - I drop all pretense, call Hop, Leon, and their mother niggers, and proceed to resoundly kick his ass in a battle
>go on to conquer the Pokémon League, laughing at everyone who calls me racist, prove my supremacy, and leave their gentrified asses in my flawless white wake
>finally, after months of training and battling, I make it to the finals
>stand before the jungle bunny champion and laugh as he tries to tell me what I disappointment I am
>trounce him thoroughly and scream "WHITE LIVES MATTER!" into the mic
>become the universally most disliked champion of any region, ever
>don't care; still white and therefore better than them
>never lose a battle
>catch countless legendary Pokémon
>retire a wealthy white chad surrounded by my innumerable accomplishments
>marry Sonia because she was too weak and stupid (as all women are) to refuse the resplendent white god that stood before her
>teach my children to not only be the greatest Pokémon trainers ever, but to follow in the footsteps of my ineffable white truth
>create a dynasty of racism that eventually conquers all of Galar, transforming it into a utopian ethnostate
White Lives Matter, /vp/.
>pure Aryan overlord
>forced to be the rival to some mudskin who lives in a far less nice house than mine
>go along with it because his porch monkey brother will give me a Pokémon if I do
>once I have said Pokémon - and my glorious freedom - I drop all pretense, call Hop, Leon, and their mother niggers, and proceed to resoundly kick his ass in a battle
>go on to conquer the Pokémon League, laughing at everyone who calls me racist, prove my supremacy, and leave their gentrified asses in my flawless white wake
>finally, after months of training and battling, I make it to the finals
>stand before the jungle bunny champion and laugh as he tries to tell me what I disappointment I am
>trounce him thoroughly and scream "WHITE LIVES MATTER!" into the mic
>become the universally most disliked champion of any region, ever
>don't care; still white and therefore better than them
>never lose a battle
>catch countless legendary Pokémon
>retire a wealthy white chad surrounded by my innumerable accomplishments
>marry Sonia because she was too weak and stupid (as all women are) to refuse the resplendent white god that stood before her
>teach my children to not only be the greatest Pokémon trainers ever, but to follow in the footsteps of my ineffable white truth
>create a dynasty of racism that eventually conquers all of Galar, transforming it into a utopian ethnostate
White Lives Matter, /vp/.
