I HEARD SOMEONE TALK SHIT ABOUT MY BRO
AND ALL I COULD THINK WAS OH N-N-NO
WHY YOU GOTTA HATE MY BOY
WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO ONIONS
HE'S JUST A CUTE LITTLE COCOON AHOY

Cascoon is my favorite mon
It's a shame that he's now gone
SwSh doesn't have him, and it's a shame
I will never buy another pokemon game

Every day I catch another Cascoon
Filling up my boxes way too soon
Can't catch another Pokemon not even Gloom