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Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 18:58:37 No.44059726 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>44059793 >>44059806 >>44061367 >>44061418

Why did she get the short end of the stick compared to her older sister?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 19:00:59 No.44059751 Report

Quoted By: >>44059767

But that’s a male wolf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 19:02:55 No.44059767 Report

Quoted By: >>44059776 >>44059782 >>44059796 >>44061132 >>44063892

>>44059751
The Pokédex only says Zacian is a sister, it says nothing about Zamazenta either way so it could be anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 19:03:53 No.44059776 Report

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>>44059767
pokedex doesn't even outfight confirm Zacian being a sister

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 19:04:28 No.44059782 Report

Quoted By: >>44059791

>>44059767
Male wolves are bigger than female wolves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 19:06:05 No.44059791 Report

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>>44059782
That's stereotyping, Zamazenta could be an outlier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 19:06:16 No.44059793 Report

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>>44059726
>first version always has payola
>sexism

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 19:06:27 No.44059796 Report

Quoted By: >>44059838

>>44059767
there is only one way to find out!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 19:07:11 No.44059806 Report

Quoted By: >>44065123

>>44059726
Why is /vp/ obsessed with trying to convince everyone that every single Pokemon has a vagina?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 19:11:08 No.44059838 Report

Quoted By: >>44059851 >>44059859

>>44059796
Pokémon don’t have dicks or vaginas

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 19:12:12 No.44059851 Report

Quoted By: >>44059884

>>44059838
Reshiram

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 19:12:51 No.44059859 Report

Quoted By: >>44059884

>>44059838
prove it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 19:15:32 No.44059884 Report

Quoted By: >>44059920 >>44063873

>>44059851
That’s an unfortunate cow lick.
>>44059859
We’ve all seen their models

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 19:19:08 No.44059920 Report

Quoted By: >>44061071 >>44061447

>>44059884
anon do you really think they'd put models with benis and bagina in a kids game
not everything is a literal representation

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 21:17:46 No.44061006 Report

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>Why is /vp/ obsessed with trying to convince everyone that every single Pokemon has a vagina?

Where's that Espeon gif when you need it...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 21:24:35 No.44061071 Report

Quoted By: >>44061199

>>44059920
This is the same series where breeders don’t know we here babies come from

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 21:25:41 No.44061085 Report

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Shield Dog got a better design than Sword dog, but Shield looks not as fun to use by a significant amount.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 21:27:33 No.44061105 Report

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In theory every single pokemons has a cloaca and the game is a ovipositionist fetishist's dream come true

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 21:30:29 No.44061132 Report

Quoted By: >>44061199 >>44061223 >>44061431

>>44059767
>muh dex
Explain how Gardevoirs can create a black hole without destroying everything around them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 21:34:56 No.44061199 Report

Quoted By: >>44061392

>>44061071
If you were an employee at a pet store and a kid asks about where puppies come from, do you explain two dogs ravenously fucking.
>>44061132
Idoit, hydrogen colliders here in the real world create black holes all the time, how is earth still here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 21:36:32 No.44061223 Report

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>>44061132
They just use a dark type z-move.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 21:48:41 No.44061367 Report

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>>44059726
why must you call everything a she, anon, when its a pokemon inspired by king arthur, zacian is female because she is inspired by the lady of the lake stop being so fucking weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 21:51:22 No.44061392 Report

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>>44061199
No I say they come a sack floating in the river

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 21:53:19 No.44061418 Report

Quoted By: >>44061820

>>44059726
>she
>sister

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 21:54:00 No.44061431 Report

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>>44061132
You do realize "fictional black holes (or any somewhat complex scientific concept) being barely analogous to real black holes" have been a thing since forever, right?
Do you really think evolution in real life works by animals physically transforming mid-lifespan into bigger and stronger creatures?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 21:55:31 No.44061447 Report

Quoted By: >>44061892

>>44059920
I mean, Alyx's model has her entire vaginal canal modeled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 22:28:40 No.44061820 Report

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>>44061418
Yes you can be another females sister.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 22:34:20 No.44061870 Report

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Both Zacian and Zamazenta are males because they make my dick hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jun 2020 22:36:38 No.44061892 Report

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>>44061447
>he unironically believes this
how young are you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jun 2020 02:03:18 No.44063593 Report

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>>44061367
>the lady of the lake
oh, that's explain why the fairy type

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jun 2020 02:37:15 No.44063873 Report

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>>44059884
陽

(philosophy) “male” principle; yang in yin-yang
light
† positive
sun
太陽 / 太阳 ― tàiyáng ― the Sun
---> male genitals <----
陽物 / 阳物 ― yángwù ― penis
open; overt
陽溝 / 阳沟 ― yánggōu ― open drain, ditch
south side of mountain or north side of river
A surname.

陽具

penis; male genitals

陽物

penis

tl;dr it's symbolically ithyphallic but culturally appropriate in Asia, something you don't wanna advertise publicly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jun 2020 02:39:53 No.44063892 Report

Quoted By: >>44065108

>>44059767
It has a mane and is bulkier than Zacian, it's male

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jun 2020 04:59:22 No.44065108 Report

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>>44063892
Of course Zamazenta is bulkier, she was created to be a sheild.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jun 2020 05:01:16 No.44065123 Report

Quoted By: >>44065180

>>44059806
Because they fuck dogs, and they don't want to be gay dogfuckers as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jun 2020 05:06:59 No.44065180 Report

Quoted By: >>44065239

>>44065123
>Nobody could ever have a fantasy and not act on that fantasy!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jun 2020 05:13:55 No.44065239 Report

Quoted By: >>44065322

>>44065180
pedo apologist detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jun 2020 05:25:30 No.44065322 Report

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>>44065239
Why yes I am anon, I will defend any group of people that do not harm others, you do know that big brother were the bad guys right?

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