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Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 01:42:22 No.44086282 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>44086423 >>44086515 >>44086516 >>44086572 >>44086660 >>44086928 >>44087458 >>44088683 >>44089855 >>44089951

Why do Pokemon want to mate with humans?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 01:45:52 No.44086315 Report

Quoted By: >>44086423

Some of them were literally made for human dick so they can't help it, we pokécucks can't compete

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 01:55:37 No.44086389 Report

Quoted By: >>44086423

slaves to the human penis

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:00:14 No.44086423 Report

Quoted By: >>44086454 >>44087216

>>44086282
>>44086315
>>44086389
Fuck off back to your self-fellation threads in /trash/.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:03:47 No.44086454 Report

Quoted By: >>44087186 >>44087203

>>44086423
Mad furfaggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:04:14 No.44086456 Report

Quoted By: >>44086470

Humans make for better life partners. Their male counterparts deserve to watch humaned porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:05:44 No.44086470 Report

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>>44086456
>Male pokemon get our trash
>Female pokemon get male humans
Pretty good trade

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:08:18 No.44086492 Report

Quoted By: >>44086500

Made for human dick!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:09:19 No.44086500 Report

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>>44086492
What sane human would really put their cock on this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:10:52 No.44086515 Report

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>>44086282
They don't.
humans want to mate with pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:10:55 No.44086516 Report

Quoted By: >>44089469

>>44086282
why the fuck is there so much Lopunnyposting lately?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:12:38 No.44086530 Report

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>>44086500
Most would

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:16:10 No.44086558 Report

Quoted By: >>44086567

>>44086500
Your dad would definitely fuck a sexy Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:17:46 No.44086567 Report

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>>44086558
Lopunny doesn't have feet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:18:30 No.44086572 Report

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>>44086282
Why is this normally naked rabbit wearing a bikini

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:20:27 No.44086589 Report

Quoted By: >>44086679

Nobody has yet to point out a flaw in Lycanroc Day, pic semi related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:21:05 No.44086592 Report

Quoted By: >>44086602

>>44086567
She had a human father

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:22:17 No.44086602 Report

Quoted By: >>44086632

>>44086592
Half breeds don't exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:25:33 No.44086632 Report

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>>44086602
Then how do you explain psychic humans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:27:45 No.44086641 Report

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Fuck you /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:30:11 No.44086658 Report

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>>44086632
Why can non-psychic pokemon use psychic moves? Pokemon powers are like Ki and Chakra from Dragon Ball Super and Baruto respectively.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:30:14 No.44086660 Report

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>>44086282
just because.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 02:32:57 No.44086679 Report

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>>44086589
more like Lycanroc Lay

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 03:06:54 No.44086928 Report

Quoted By: >>44089469

>>44086282
This is you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 03:40:37 No.44087186 Report

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>>44086454
Stop trying to get me attracted to Lunala

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 03:42:53 No.44087203 Report

Quoted By: >>44087223

>>44086454
you do realize furry anthros dont exist and you are just erp outside your coom containment board with another human being?
close the porn tabs and do something productive with your life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 03:44:07 No.44087216 Report

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>>44086423
T. Newfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 03:45:09 No.44087223 Report

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>>44087203
That's good sweety

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 03:46:16 No.44087228 Report

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Seek help sweety

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 04:02:07 No.44087358 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 04:13:54 No.44087458 Report

Quoted By: >>44087510

>>44086282
Because of our superior human genes.
and our dicks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 04:21:24 No.44087510 Report

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>>44087458
>our
t. pokémon larping

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 07:06:29 No.44088683 Report

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>>44086282
Because humans help them being stronger and most of the time they end feeling affection to them. Humans take care of them, petting regularly, cheerish them, giving food. Pokémon instinctively will feel trust and warm towards their human partners. No wonder they would take their dicks at certain point, even as a sign of gratitude.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 09:09:00 No.44089469 Report

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>>44086516
> why the fuck is there so much Pokephileposting lately?
First off, fixed that for you since it’s not a Lopunny-exclusive issue.

Second, it’s due to furries and Pokephiles getting cabin fever and them watching as their local conventions get cancelled due to the pandemic. Yes, some are going virtual but that’s ignoring the room party scene.
>>44086928
You forgot the crusty, ten-year-old Pokemon fursuit that never gets washed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 10:19:41 No.44089744 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 10:22:50 No.44089753 Report

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Natural instincts. Pokémon choose mates based on the most suitable to take care of their needs and that of any potential ooffspring and humans are more adept by magnitudes to do that for a pokémon than another pokémon can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 10:29:34 No.44089768 Report

Quoted By: >>44089795 >>44089817

how is this thread still up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 10:35:25 No.44089795 Report

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>>44089768
Mods are either sleeping or jacking off to the pictures in this thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 10:41:34 No.44089810 Report

Quoted By: >>44089825 >>44090073

>3'11
good lord

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 10:44:29 No.44089817 Report

Quoted By: >>44089852

>>44089768
>>44089795
Nothing in this thread breaks a rule.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 10:46:20 No.44089825 Report

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>>44089810
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 10:54:22 No.44089852 Report

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>>44089817
I love how people still don't get this is how /vp/ was at the very start and how it'll be at its very end and cry about being in the minority still, just as they always did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 10:54:59 No.44089855 Report

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>>44086282
The only Pokémon I'd ever want to mate with would be an Infernape or Passimian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 10:59:44 No.44089878 Report

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>>44086500
>put their cock on this?
you're supposed to stick it inside

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 11:17:55 No.44089944 Report

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>>44086500
Tell me anon, why wouldn't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 11:19:27 No.44089951 Report

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>>44086282
Why don't you post Chikorita or Bayleef or Latias? Those are the only ones who have shown they want to mate with a human.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 11:33:00 No.44090004 Report

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>>44086500
gigachads only

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 11:47:43 No.44090073 Report

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>>44089810
I like how the original version of that pic is way better proportion-wise.

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