>be Anon
>Champion of the Indigo League
>Crusher of Team Rocket
>Kicker of Legendary Ass
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnoooonnnn~, I lost agaaaaiiinn~!"
>And apparently, comfort tool for one Goldenrod Gym Leader
>You didn't know how you got into this position, you just remember beating her for her badge, finding her crying pitiful, yet strangely entrancing, then it was all a blur that somehow ended up with her having you on fucking speed dial and you with a copy of the keys to her house
>It was the third time today
>"It's the third time today, Whitney"
"I don't caaaareee~, I'm saaaaad~, and I need you to make me feel goooood agaaaiiin~!"
>You don't know how it was possible to sound this pathetically whiny yet smug at the same time, but somehow she pulled it off
>Goddamn did she pull it off
>"...Fine, I'm on my way."
"Yaaaaay~! Come ready, because I'm feeling extra sad this time!"
>click
>...You wonder if you'll be alright, knowing from that tone of voice that you'll be walking funny out of this one
>You salute your dutiful little soldier, ever at the ready for her, in his eternal struggle
>...
>Maybe the pharmacy in Cianwood sells some performance enhancers...
