>>44096191You're clearly new here, so let me let you in on a little secret.
If you accidentally say something retarded and everyone makes fun of you, don't try to defend yourself by saying you were pretending.
If you were really pretending, you wouldn't bother defending yourself and everyone knows that.
By claiming that you were merely pretending to be retarded, you're accomplishing the exact opposite and telling the people who thought you were trolling that you actually are retarded.