>>44096225>>44096264>First trainer abandons you because you're too weak>Dumbass pokemon refuses to believe and puts itself in direct threat of death>Another trainer is magnanimous enough to save your life and take you in>Get to be bros with cool guys Bulbasaur and Squirtle>BUT NO>You "evolve too quickly ;)">Treat that second trainer like trash, he doesn't have your "respect ;)">While throwing battles left and right (you're actually super strong, you just couldn't be bothered ;))>While being weak enough to job to a fucking Chikorita>While being a fucking manletI hated this shit pokemon when I was watching the anime as a kid, but fans can't keep his orange cock out of their throats for five minutes. Disgusting.