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Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 01:51:55 No.44097215 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>44097230 >>44097260 >>44097261 >>44097267 >>44097278 >>44097348 >>44097385 >>44097522 >>44097539 >>44098575 >>44099159 >>44099475

What would you ACTUALLY do with a real life pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 01:52:27 No.44097221 Report

Quoted By: >>44097340 >>44097523 >>44098712 >>44098910 >>44099000 >>44099346

Fuck it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 01:53:07 No.44097225 Report

Quoted By: >>44097643

Am I the only one who has one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 01:53:52 No.44097230 Report

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>>44097215
As JustinRPG puts it, I would probably die in one attack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 01:57:55 No.44097260 Report

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>>44097215
Ride on its back and travel the world. I would need a scalemence for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 01:58:31 No.44097261 Report

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>>44097215
Befriend the first pokemon i find and go on the adventure

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 01:59:10 No.44097267 Report

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>>44097215
depends on which one i get

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 02:01:12 No.44097278 Report

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>>44097215
Attempt to breed it with this world’s closest relative in order to try and make a new Pokemon.
Examples: Crobat and a giant golden crowned flying fox, Delicatty and a houscat, Wailord and a blue whale

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 02:03:01 No.44097293 Report

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>>44097278
And Mr. Mime with a... ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 02:06:04 No.44097315 Report

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>>44097293
your mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 02:07:36 No.44097331 Report

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>>44097278
And a machoke with me @^@ no anon please no

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 02:08:40 No.44097340 Report

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>>44097221
came here to post this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 02:09:58 No.44097348 Report

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>>44097215
Depends on the pokemon and his ability, if it is waifu-mon well... i will fuck it... i don't care if it is a male or female

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 02:14:33 No.44097385 Report

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>>44097215
I would get a pokemon that can help me with my job.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 02:32:37 No.44097518 Report

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probably eat it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 02:33:10 No.44097522 Report

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>>44097215
Fuck girls with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 02:33:15 No.44097523 Report

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>>44097221
literally the only answer

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 02:35:56 No.44097539 Report

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>>44097215
If it's Gardevoir, make her my bride.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 02:48:28 No.44097643 Report

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>>44097225
Nice larp

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 04:52:21 No.44098575 Report

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>>44097215
Probably just keep one as a pet. I don't really have any desire to travel. Maybe I'd participate in a local Pokemon tournament or something, but I feel I'd be NPC tier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 05:11:56 No.44098712 Report

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>>44097221
This anon gets it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 05:16:15 No.44098743 Report

Quoted By: >>44098790

> befriend birb
> evolve birb to BIG size
>get saddle from the birb saddle store
>fly birb everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 05:19:23 No.44098765 Report

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If I was the only one who had one... considering the fact that a wurple off the side of the street can take 7 bullets easily. I do belive imposing my morality by force is a priority. I would also let har dress me up like a girl and lead me around on a collar when she is not taking armies down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 05:22:34 No.44098790 Report

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>>44098743
Based and birbpilled

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 05:38:48 No.44098910 Report

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>>44097221
Would that count as beastiality?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 05:43:33 No.44098940 Report

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>>44098910
pokeymans are smarter than me
if anything i could arrest them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 05:54:34 No.44099000 Report

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>>44097221
This
>>44098910
so?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 06:18:25 No.44099159 Report

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>>44097215
Travel around the world with it probably, depends on the Pokemon, but mostly make a pet/fren.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 06:52:08 No.44099346 Report

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>>44097221
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 06:58:06 No.44099365 Report

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>>44099346
>Dragon
>Tits
A furry here on Zoophile territory who'd do you thin you are!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jul 2020 07:23:36 No.44099475 Report

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>>44097215
If it's a Ditto, everything.

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