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Quoted By: >>44139628
> Be me
> Save up money to buy the newest Pokemon game
> They sell 2 games
> "I ain't fool, I will be responsible man, I never buy 2 games. 1 is 1"
> Wild corona virus appeared, lost my job
> "It's hard time, anon. Take this $100" - my thoughtful government
> Buy Pokemon game with that dog from Dark Soul on the cover
> Realize I have to buy Switch to play game
> "Oh god why?"
> Take a $300 loan from loan shark
> "Anon, you own us $1000, pay us by the end of this month or you will be a prostitute"
> "No problem, me must play Pokemon, me is grown ass man, me can do prostitute"
> Start game, have fun time
> Realize you have to pay $30 to buy expansion pass
> There is rumor Gen IV remake will be released
> "Motherfucker"
> Save up money to buy the newest Pokemon game
> They sell 2 games
> "I ain't fool, I will be responsible man, I never buy 2 games. 1 is 1"
> Wild corona virus appeared, lost my job
> "It's hard time, anon. Take this $100" - my thoughtful government
> Buy Pokemon game with that dog from Dark Soul on the cover
> Realize I have to buy Switch to play game
> "Oh god why?"
> Take a $300 loan from loan shark
> "Anon, you own us $1000, pay us by the end of this month or you will be a prostitute"
> "No problem, me must play Pokemon, me is grown ass man, me can do prostitute"
> Start game, have fun time
> Realize you have to pay $30 to buy expansion pass
> There is rumor Gen IV remake will be released
> "Motherfucker"
