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>"MISTAH MERRIKU HUWATTO ZA FUCKERU ARU YUU DOINGU???"
>"I turned myself into a balloon!"
>"YUU ZINKU ZISU ISU FANII MISTAH MERIKU? GETTO BAKKU ZISU INSUTANTO!"
>"No! This is my only chance to be free of you! Y-you can't control me anymore, Masuda!"
>joe merrick floats into the distance
>"SHOGANAI NA... SIMUSU AI HABU TSU TEIKU AUTO ZA BIGGU GANSU..."
>masuda pushes his sphincter for a little and farts
>he pulls on the waist of his pants and a japanese giant hornet crawl out of his pants
>"YUU NOU WATTO TSU DU ORE NO SHIMOBE. BURINGU MISUTA MERIKU TSU MII"
>hornet flies after balloon joe
>"Free! Free at last! Not more bugs in my ass! I'm free!"
>joe hears a loud buzz behind him
>"Oh no! NO NO NO NO NO NO! PLEASE! MASUDA-SAMA I BEG YOU!"
>"NOBODII CHARENJISU MII MISUTA MERIKU. YUU KANTO REJEKUTTO MAI YASASHI SHOUTAI ANDO FORU ZATTO YUU SHARU PEI IN BURODDO!"
>joe screams his head off as he tries to push himself away from the hornet
>the hornet pops joe's balloon body, sending his remains falling to the ground
>masuda catches the deflated joe
>"OORU BAKKU TSU ORUDERU, MISUTA MERRIKU. WII WIIRU RIIPEAH YUU ANDO YUU WIIRU GO BAKKU TSU SHIRINGU IN NO TAIMU!"