>>44156355Snuggle her a little, go "I love you too, little cutie!"
Then go, "You used to be such a bitch before I had you spayed. Hee hee!"
And then poke her face and do everything I can to annoy her until she goes away.
I used to treat my cats like this, make fun of them for having no genitals, act as condescending as possible, and poke/annoy them until they either hiss at me because they don't like when I pet the base of their tail (which is why it is the best place to pet a cat, because they hate it) or they go away because they're sick of me annoying and mocking them. I'd make fun of them for being fat too and make up songs about how fat they are, mean spirited ones that I once used on a fat girl in 8th grade (I changed the cat name to her name) and it made her cry and from then on she flipped me the finger every time i saw her.Another cat hated when I touched his paws so I would intentionally touch them to play with his fingers and rub the webbing between his feet, he would get really mad and growl at me, sometimes bite too, but his teeth were small and not very sharp they could only barely pierce my skin. People would ask why my arms are always covered in cat scratch and cat bites, I would only laugh. My cats hated me, and for good reason. I made myself a cat bastard. It was so much fun.
