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Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 03:12:37 No.44157270 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>44157284 >>44157364 >>44157375 >>44157392 >>44157686 >>44158988 >>44159480

>Go to the Pokemon World
>"Wow this is pretty amazing, I've always dreamed of this!"
>Come across an Exploud
>"Oh hey it's Expl-"
>Suddenly lets out an ear piercing screech which ruptures your ears and causes mass internal hemorrhaging to the point that you're just writhing on the floor having seizures in agony in your final moments.

No thanks, I think I'll go ahead and pass on that one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 03:13:50 No.44157277 Report

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But this is how I want to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 03:15:22 No.44157284 Report

Quoted By: >>44157374 >>44157391

>>44157270
>>Suddenly lets out an ear piercing screech which ruptures your ears and causes mass internal hemorrhaging to the point that you're just writhing on the floor having seizures in agony in your final moments.
Okay, so? What's the difference between this and coming across a black woman irl?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 03:25:05 No.44157364 Report

Quoted By: >>44157640 >>44162507

>>44157270
>hear a knock at your door one night
>turn the knob and see a cute little Gourgeist smiling at you
>"Hello ther-"
>it opens its mouth and releases a torrent of shrieks and wails literally coming from the tortured souls of the afterlife
>it grabs hold of you and forcefully drags you away to the realm of the dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 03:26:07 No.44157374 Report

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>>44157284
You can defend yourself from an Exploud attack without being doxxed, charged with a felony, and getting fired from your job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 03:26:13 No.44157375 Report

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>>44157270
Yeah but you might also get to fuck Kirlia. Sometimes you have to take a chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 03:28:10 No.44157391 Report

Quoted By: >>44157411

>>44157284
>>44157374
Did this make your dick bigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 03:28:52 No.44157392 Report

Quoted By: >>44157673 >>44159016

>>44157270
Pic related almost looks like it could be a DQ monster

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 03:31:43 No.44157411 Report

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>>44157391
Yes. Thanks for the (you).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 04:05:34 No.44157640 Report

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>>44157364

>Or instead you go wake up your rockfuff(or any other house-pet mon who probably knows bite) and ordering it to use bite on pumpkin.
>happy end

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 04:08:07 No.44157662 Report

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>she is in heat and begins to vigoursly have her way with you
>after she has squeezed out every drop she begins to devour you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 04:09:49 No.44157673 Report

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>>44157392
What the fuck does Dairy Queen have to do with pokemon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 04:10:03 No.44157676 Report

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>A gust of wind revealed what hides under this Pokémon's rag to a passing Trainer, who went home and died painfully that very night.
haha i'm gunna keep one as a pet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 04:11:09 No.44157685 Report

Quoted By: >>44158744

99% of pokemon will grant you a slow painful death
Catch one to defend you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 04:11:11 No.44157686 Report

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>>44157270
>Going into the cave where can be Explouds
>Here probably was caution sign before cave entrance but you just too dumb to care about it and take some earplugs with you.
>Here comes the death not just because of Explouds but because of your stupidity and improvidence

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 07:39:49 No.44158744 Report

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>>44157685
but how will you catch one in the first place

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 07:42:57 No.44158757 Report

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>>44157673
kys amerifat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 08:20:07 No.44158909 Report

Quoted By: >>44158919 >>44158940 >>44158980 >>44159120 >>44162596

>DUDE WHAT IF POKEMON IS LE REALISTIC AND GRIMDARK XDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 08:24:13 No.44158919 Report

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>>44158909
You are a litteral retard, responding to you is a waste of time, and I spend hours talking in circles about wether pokemon have sex or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 08:29:02 No.44158940 Report

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>>44158909
>There will be no fun on /vp/ you will only scream at each other about what type of porn is best.
Kys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 08:39:46 No.44158980 Report

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>>44158909
It's totally us doing it. Pokemon never had anything like what we describe, never.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 08:42:35 No.44158988 Report

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>>44157270
>Screams at 500 decibels

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 08:48:04 No.44159011 Report

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>>44158980
>Pokedex fanfiction

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 08:50:07 No.44159016 Report

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>>44157392
Honestly, I can see what you mean by that. Hell, it's even somewhat similar looking to a set of monsters introduced in IX

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 08:50:44 No.44159019 Report

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>>44159011
>NOOOOOOOO! THE LORE BOOK ISN'T TRUE, NOTHING BUT WHAT I WANT TO BE TRUE IS TRUE, I DECIDE WHAT IS CANNON BASED ON MY FEELINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 08:56:54 No.44159051 Report

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>>44157673
>Dairy Queen
My sides

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 09:01:32 No.44159074 Report

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>>44158980
>be me, floating balloon made of souls with cloud toupée
>spot 10-year-old child
>immediately try to drag his ass to the Shadow Realm
>struggle immensely
>realize kid is overweight Americunt
I fucking hate fat children so goddamn much

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 09:08:22 No.44159101 Report

Quoted By: >>44159118

Ah yes, the edgy pokemon fanfic thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 09:12:33 No.44159118 Report

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>>44159101
You were already told to fuck off by every person with half a brain cell, don't make a second reply and pretend like you're less retarded when you say it again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 09:13:15 No.44159120 Report

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>>44158909
u ok bro? everything alright at home?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 10:28:18 No.44159444 Report

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Why is exploud so fucking terrifying?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 10:30:11 No.44159452 Report

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Exploud niggas be like: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 10:40:36 No.44159480 Report

Quoted By: >>44162514

>>44157270
Some Pokémon are so stupid powerful that they could be a Xenos or Daemon from WH40k and they would fit right in

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 15:21:00 No.44160818 Report

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>>44158744
Pokeballs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 19:23:00 No.44162507 Report

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>>44157364
And then I cum in her fat ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 19:23:36 No.44162514 Report

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>>44159480
A wurmple off the side of the street can take 7 bullets, Pokemon would be so strong they might even beat the Primaris Marines Gary Stu plot armour ability.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Jul 2020 19:34:24 No.44162596 Report

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>>44158909
It would be infinitely better.

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