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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 11:33:28 No.44178489 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>44178980 >>44178991 >>44182198

Post fun or weird dex entries. I'll start.

>It rides on the wind and slips into people's homes. After it has turned a room into a cotton-filled mess, it giggles to itself and takes off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 13:23:01 No.44178959 Report

Quoted By: >>44178967 >>44182989

>tfw no free cotton from whimsicott
why live?

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 13:24:35 No.44178967 Report

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>>44178959

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 13:27:05 No.44178980 Report

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>>44178489
>It scatters cotton all over the place as a prank. If it gets wet, it'll become too heavy to move and have no choice but to answer for its mischief.
haha what's gonna happen to whimsicott

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 13:29:20 No.44178991 Report

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>>44178489
I would masturbate with whimsicott's cotton

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 13:35:49 No.44179015 Report

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>>44178967
>niglet with a wig
Wew

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 17:29:14 No.44180488 Report

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>>44178980
*unzips dick*

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 17:37:06 No.44180541 Report

Quoted By: >>44183009

> Weezing loves the gases given off by rotted kitchen garbage. This Pokémon will find a dirty, unkempt house and make it its home. At night, when the people in the house are asleep, it will go through the trash

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 17:39:50 No.44180561 Report

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>whimsicott is an in-universe shitposter

based

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 17:42:37 No.44180581 Report

Quoted By: >>44180586 >>44180588 >>44183098 >>44184362 >>44184368

It will never forgive opponents who have angered it.

Even after it has beaten them down until they can’t move, it never ever forgives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 17:43:46 No.44180586 Report

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>>44180581
Jesus christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 17:44:06 No.44180588 Report

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>>44180581
is he the hacker known as 4chan?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 17:45:47 No.44180601 Report

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It can be spotted near recreational facilities, intending to eat the pleasant dreams of children who enjoyed themselves there that day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 17:47:07 No.44180611 Report

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>>44180586
>When enraged, it gives chase endlessly. Because it is impossible to tell what made it angry, there is no soothing it.
>It becomes wildly furious if it even senses someone looking at it. It chases anyone that meets its glare.
>It will beat up anyone who makes it mad, even if it has to chase them until the end of the world.
>It grows angry if you see its eyes and gets angrier if you run. If you beat it, it gets even madder.
>It has been known to become so angry that it dies as a result. Its face looks peaceful in death, however.
Primeape is pretty mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 17:48:14 No.44180618 Report

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>>44180611
What is his problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 17:50:22 No.44180632 Report

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>>44178980
hugs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 17:51:18 No.44180639 Report

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> It is vindictive and relentless by nature. Those who cross it even once will be cursed for a thousand years, along with their descendants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 18:01:49 No.44180732 Report

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>>44180611
Jesus christ x2
Imagine running into this thing in the wild, like I'd understand if you purposely did something to provoke it and then got mad, but chasing and being willing to kill you over simply glancing at his direction? Just

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:05:23 No.44182141 Report

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>>44180732
Ash made his primeape mad, and he forgive him and joined him. Again, the anime or dex entries are bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:08:45 No.44182168 Report

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>>44182141
The Anime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:10:10 No.44182179 Report

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>>44182168
Ok anon, and houndoom burns you forever, shedinja steals your soul and gengar/litwick also eat your soul force as well

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:12:14 No.44182198 Report

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>>44178489

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:13:20 No.44182215 Report

Quoted By: >>44182237

>Due to their mostly water based biology, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for male humans to breed with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:14:11 No.44182223 Report

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>>44182179
Yes, you have a problem with magic monsters doing magic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:16:10 No.44182237 Report

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>>44182215
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:18:40 No.44182261 Report

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>>44182223
You people really have some problems

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:22:59 No.44182289 Report

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>>44182261
What, things eating souls causes inherent problems in world building.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:26:55 No.44182324 Report

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>>44180611
>It will beat up anyone who makes it mad, even if it has to chase them until the end of the world.
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKEEEEEEEEEEER

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:28:01 No.44182331 Report

Quoted By: >>44182436 >>44182478

>>44182289
Uh if everybody is dead in the pokemon world because of litwicks and gengars, then what's left? again, you people have some serious issues

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:34:15 No.44182398 Report

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>To protect its Trainer, it will expend all its psychic power to create a small black hole. The black hole is her pussy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:38:35 No.44182432 Report

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Muk
>From Muk's body seeps a foul fluid that gives off a nose-bendingly horrible stench. Just one drop of this Pokémon's body fluid can turn a pool stagnant and rancid.
> A toxic fluid seeps from its body. The fluid instantly kills plants and trees on contact.

They never really explain how trainer's can deal with poison pokemon in general.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:39:12 No.44182436 Report

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>>44182331
Some Pokemon also naturally protect humans, like Gardes, Dragonites and more not all pokemon tear humans apart at all times.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:40:37 No.44182451 Report

Quoted By: >>44182600 >>44184183 >>44184562

>Mismagius have been known to cast spells to make people fall in love, so some people search for this Pokémon as if their life depended on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:42:52 No.44182478 Report

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>>44182331
Just because irl lions could tear us apart, snakes could inject their venom and instantly kill us, or mosquitoes give us dengue, doesn't mean we're at a constant risk 24/7 or exposed to the thread at any given time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:43:59 No.44182484 Report

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I find a lot of the ancient artificial pokemon dex entries neat.

Golurk
>It is said that Golurk were ordered to protect people and Pokémon by the ancient people who made them.

Baltoy
>A Baltoy moves by spinning on its single foot. It has been depicted in murals adorning the walls of a once-bustling city in an ancient age.

I hope one day we get to explore these ancient cities. It would be dope as heck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:48:43 No.44182525 Report

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>>44182198
Cute! I want a swablu hat.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:51:35 No.44182556 Report

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Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up.

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:52:00 No.44182558 Report

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>>44182525
Same

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:53:01 No.44182566 Report

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>>44182556
fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:55:55 No.44182595 Report

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>>44182556
Why run, I turn on my heel, strike an autistic Jojo pose, and watch as my Lycanroc cuts him in half, and then make out with her on the dirt path.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 21:56:15 No.44182600 Report

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>It shows off by spraying jets of seawater from the nostrils above its eyes. It eats a solid ton of Wishiwashi every day.
>Wailmer can store water inside its body to transform itself into a ball for bouncing on the ground. By filling itself up with more water, this Pokémon can elevate the height of its bounces.

>>44182451
I love how every single one of it's entries mention how creepy it's wails are and such and then there's just this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 22:01:03 No.44182646 Report

Quoted By: >>44182712

>>44182595
>and then make out with her on the dirt path.
the Gengar, the Lycanroc, or both?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 22:01:19 No.44182649 Report

Quoted By: >>44182661

Litwick
>The flame on its head keeps its body slightly warm. This Pokémon takes lost children by the hand to guide them to the spirit world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 22:02:59 No.44182661 Report

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>>44182649
Goddam, Litwicks, Pumpkaboos, Drifloons..if I was a parent in the pokemon world I'd be super watchful over my kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 22:04:38 No.44182676 Report

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>>44180639
>Ruby: Ninetales casts a sinister light from its bright red eyes to gain total control over its foe's mind. This Pokémon is said to live for a thousand years.
>Sapphire: Legend has it that Ninetales came into being when nine wizards possessing sacred powers merged into one. This Pokémon is highly intelligent - it can understand human speech.

Ninetails is the supreme dickass wizard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 22:09:03 No.44182710 Report

Quoted By: >>44182741

With its psychic powers, it rewrites its opponents' memories. You, too, may have already had your memories rewritten.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 22:09:25 No.44182712 Report

Quoted By: >>44183120

>>44182646
I said the gengar was male, and he's dead so....

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 22:13:16 No.44182741 Report

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>>44182710
That shit is my worst nightmare, I am terrified of dementia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 22:48:59 No.44182989 Report

Quoted By: >>44183859

>>44178959
I don't like cotton. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 22:51:51 No.44183009 Report

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>>44180541
Where would this thing even hid in a house?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 22:58:47 No.44183054 Report

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Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 23:04:43 No.44183098 Report

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>>44180581
>>44180611
Damn, why did Game Freak make a Pokemon based off me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 23:07:15 No.44183120 Report

Quoted By: >>44183182

>>44182712
>ghost
>dead
you're kissing the gengar aren't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 10 Jul 2020 23:17:02 No.44183182 Report

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>>44183120
Yes you can rekill the undead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 00:52:44 No.44183840 Report

Quoted By: >>44183853 >>44187730

>When Celebi disappears deep in the forest, it is said to leave behind an egg it brought from the future.

What egg is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 00:56:09 No.44183853 Report

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>>44183840
Probably the egg of spiky eared pichu, that’s why she can’t go to gen 5 in universe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 00:57:27 No.44183859 Report

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>>44182989
That's the opposite of what cotton is, but nice reference

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 01:39:15 No.44184183 Report

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>>44182451
damn

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 01:48:26 No.44184245 Report

Quoted By: >>44184834

Imagine having a pair of toucannon glaring at you throughout your wedding ceremony. And also while you fuck./spoiler]

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 01:53:27 No.44184278 Report

Quoted By: >>44184912

>Ultra Moon: If it trusts someone deeply, it will let them have one of its spoons. Anything you eat with that spoon is apparently delicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 01:57:59 No.44184310 Report

Quoted By: >>44184329

>>44178967
that gag isn't cannon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 02:00:57 No.44184327 Report

Quoted By: >>44185541 >>44185578

>Anime: Ninetales, Alola Form. The Fox Pokémon. An Ice and Fairy type. This peaceful Pokémon is known to rescue people from treacherous mountain accidents.
>Ultra Sun: The reason it guides people all the way down to the mountain’s base is that it wants them to hurry up and leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 02:01:11 No.44184329 Report

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>>44184310
>Source: my ass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 02:05:52 No.44184362 Report

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>>44180581
>Sun: It has been known to become so angry that it dies as a result. Its face looks peaceful in death, however.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 02:06:54 No.44184368 Report

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>>44180581
>Moon: Some researchers theorize that Primeape remains angry even when inside a Poké Ball.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 02:29:19 No.44184562 Report

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>>44182451
>Owns one in SM
>Becomes infatuated with ultra beasts. Especially nihilego
>Doesn't own one in ultra
>Not bonkers over them

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 03:10:47 No.44184834 Report

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>>44184245
>the humans bring you to another one of their ridiculous ceremonies.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 03:15:38 No.44184855 Report

Quoted By: >>44184882

>>44184834
Why is he so angry, lads?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 03:21:20 No.44184882 Report

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>>44184855
He has to stand your bullshit everyday

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 03:22:08 No.44184887 Report

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>>44178980
Into the dryer it goes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 03:25:25 No.44184912 Report

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>>44184278
>mega alakazam has 5 spoons so he can share ice cream with his whole family
Cute

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 03:59:56 No.44185077 Report

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>Each of its grains of sand has its own will. Palossand eats small Pokémon and siphons away their vital essence while they're still alive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 05:21:24 No.44185541 Report

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>>44184327
...so she doesn't want human dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 05:28:42 No.44185578 Report

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>>44184327
Ok point made. Time to hunt vulpix line to extinction then.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 07:01:42 No.44186007 Report

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 07:13:46 No.44186058 Report

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>It shows off its muscles to Machoke and other Gurdurr. If it fails to measure up to the other Pokémon, it lies low for a little while.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 08:48:08 No.44186561 Report

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 12:01:54 No.44187456 Report

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>>44178980
You just already know what comes on...

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 13:01:09 No.44187665 Report

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My favorite thing about SM is that it gave most of the Pokemon new pokedex entries.
>Stories go that it grabs the hands of small children and drags them away to the afterlife. It dislikes heavy children.
>If for some reason its body bursts, its soul spills out with a screaming sound.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 13:10:34 No.44187708 Report

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>Although it has a violent disposition, if you give it a nice ripe fruit that it loves, Noivern will suddenly become tame.

Easiest catch ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 13:15:06 No.44187730 Report

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>>44183840
the egg contains itself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 13:24:32 No.44187759 Report

Quoted By: >>44188081

Since we're going to believe most of the dex entries, which pokemon are naturally bros to humans and protect humans from the myriad of asshole pokemon?

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 14:33:30 No.44188081 Report

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>>44187759
A few bros I know of

Victini
>This Pokémon brings victory. It is said that Trainers with Victini always win, regardless of the type of encounter.
Mightyena
>It will always obey the commands of a skilled trainer. Its behavior arises from its living in packs in ancient times.
Growlithe
>It has lived alongside humans since ages ago. Its bones have been found in excavations of ruins from the Stone Age.
Drampa
>It appears in towns and plays with the children. Drampa will protect kids when they're in danger, so their moms don't have to worry.
>If a child it has made friends with is bullied, Drampa will find the bully's house and burn it to the ground
Espeon
>An Espeon is extremely loyal to any trainer it considers to be worthy. It is said to have developed precognitive powers to protect its trainer from harm.
Stoutland
>With this wise Pokémon, there could be no concern that it would ever attack people. Some parents even trust it to babysit.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 14:54:09 No.44188225 Report

Quoted By: >>44188250

>A Magikarp living for many years can leap a mountain using Splash. The move remains useless, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 14:58:32 No.44188250 Report

Quoted By: >>44188479

>>44188225
>enough force to propel itself out of the water and over a fucking mountain
>still useless
Poor magikarp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 15:44:09 No.44188479 Report

Quoted By: >>44188495

>>44188250
Many pokemon could just destroy the moutain if it were in the way.

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Anonymous Sat 11 Jul 2020 15:47:24 No.44188495 Report

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>>44188479

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