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Rate my fakemon Badder

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Badder
Type: Steel/Poison
Height: 6 feet 9 inches
Weight: 522 lbs
Egg Groups: Mineral, Monster
Game: Pokemon InfraRed and UltraViolet
Abilities:
Rust Rush - This Pokemon's Poison-type moves are Super Effective on Steel-type Pokemon.
Urinate - All of this Pokemon's Water-type moves are changed to Poison-type moves, and gain 1.3x power.
Hidden Ability: Clear Body - Opposing Pokemon cannot lower this Pokemon's stats.

Notable Moves: Tackle, a few normal moves, Water Gun, Quick Attack, Poison Jab, Toxic, Venoshock, Rock Blast, Iron Tail, Iron Head, assorted Steel and Poison moves, Water Spout, Hydro Pump, Scald, and unique move Fill Up, which increases the user's Defence and Special Defence by two stages and is the Charge equivalent for Water and Poison moves.

STATS

HP 70
ATK 45
DEF 175
SPATK 80
SPDEF 150
SPEED 20
TOTAL 540

Description: This Pokemon is a literal bladder of steel, and it fights using a garden hose. It travels around on wheels, and is made of metal. Why is it made of metal? Because this thing would look sick and wrong if everything about it was made of flesh. I added a transparent glassy section in the front to make what it is clearer, and because bladders look that way on those anatomy pictures where part of the whatever is cut away, so you can see everything inside. And it's one of the Zekkonian Apex Predators, so it gets Rust Rush!
Behold, the world's first offensively-good Poison-type!

Pokedex Entry:
InfraRed: Badder stalk their prey across long distances and can expand up to four times their usual size using the stored fluid within them, which turns more acidic over time. They can also jump terrifyingly high and far.
UltraViolet: Badder mercilessly douse their prey with their lemon-scented stomach acid, which has a PH of 45. They drink what remains of their target, before rolling off in search of more prey.