Ok, ok, I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see that /vp/ers never change

Open the game, let’s begin,
Yes, it's really me, it's Rillaboom: breathe it in!
I know it's a lot: the surge, the speed!
When you're against the King of VGC!

What can I say except you're welcome
For the boost, the support, the glide!
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary Pokéguy!

Hey!
Who helped Hawlucha up in the sky,
To let him sweep from on high?
This guy!

When your team’s too slow,
Who beats his drum for speed control?
You're lookin' at him, yo!

Oh, also I faked-out their lead!
You're welcome!
So we can scout their sets and see!

Also I U-Turn with ease,
You're welcome!
To let your bros switch in for free!

So what can I say except you're welcome,
For the free hp each turn!
There's no need to pray, it's okay
You're welcome!
Just make sure you don’t let me get burned!
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
Well, come to think of it

/vp/, honestly, I can go on and on
I can explain every mechanical phenomenon
The power of earthquake is halved on the ground?
That was Rillaboom just messing around

I killed an Eelektross and buried it in weeds,
Sprouted a tree, now you got grassy seeds
What's the lesson?
What is the take-away?
Don't mess with Rillaboom when he's on the break-away

And the usage there on the screen
Is a sign of the places I’ve been
Look at the rates, I make everything happen
Look at my buddy Incineroar just tippity-tappin’ and dancin’
Ha! Ha, ha ha, HA! HA! HA! HEY!

Well, anyway let me say you're welcome
For the wonderful meta you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome!
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go

Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome
'Cause I'm gonna need that band
I'm rising away, away
You're welcome!
Now let my Drum Solo sweep the land!

You're welcome!
You're welcome!
And thank you!