>be me
>go out in public with my male friend
>starts talking about his job and daily life and says he wishes it weren't so boring
>clap him on the back and put an arm around his shoulder and say we're in it together
>he says awwww thanks bro
>just then a multicolored hair incredibly obese ((((person)))) comes up to us
>OHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD TWO BOYS TOUCHINGGGGGGGGG????? OH MY GOODNESS YOU TWO MUST BE HAVING SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>what? no, i'm just telling my bro everything's gonna be alri-
>NOOOOOOOOO BUT YOU TOUCHED HIM!!!! BOYS DON'T TOUCH EACH OTHER THAT MUCH UNLESS THEY'RE 69ING EACH OTHER IN DIRTY HOTEL ROOMS OMGGGG THAT'S SOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
>miss, can you please stay aw-
>WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAT?????? MISS???? HOW DARE YOU FUCKING MISGENDER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>thankfully his car is nearby and the moving blob of grease is out of shape and can't catch up
>whip out my phone to browse 4chan and see this thread
God, I hate when that happens. Yes, OP, guys do touch each other, doesn't mean we're fucking.
