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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 03:51:30 No.44266925 View View Reply Original Report

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This thing is far and away the worst fucking pseudo-legendary ever designed and only appeals to pokefuckers. How did they drop the ball so hard?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 03:55:07 No.44266959 Report

Quoted By: >>44267103 >>44267116

>>44266925
>create a girly pseudo for the female fans since we already have lots of edgy/tough ones like Garchomp and Metagross
>design meant specifically to parallel Dragonite as a child-friendly dino dragon
>"MUH PP FEELZ FUNNEH AND NOW AYUM MAD!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 03:55:36 No.44266961 Report

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>>44266925
pokefucker here, it doesn't even appeal to me
truly the worst pseudo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 04:02:19 No.44267028 Report

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>>44266925
Making a defensive Pseudo was the most retarded shit ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 04:08:43 No.44267070 Report

Quoted By: >>44267086

>>44266925
You say that when zero effort Salamence exists

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 04:10:28 No.44267086 Report

Quoted By: >>44267115

>>44267070
Bad bait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 04:12:08 No.44267103 Report

Quoted By: >>44267196

>>44266959
>Goodra
>Girly
Women don't like slimy shit retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 04:14:14 No.44267115 Report

Quoted By: >>44267197

>>44267086
Salamence has the laziest design of all the pseudo legendaries, if it was introduced in any other generation it would be hated

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 04:14:26 No.44267116 Report

Quoted By: >>44267144 >>44267173 >>44268839 >>44269268 >>44269285

>>44266959
That would have been fine if we hand't been mislead by its prevos. Or if they had actually gone the full mile and made it part Fairy.

Instead we got something inbetween that isn't competatively viable and only appeals to Pokefuckers.

We all lost including you pokefucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 04:18:18 No.44267144 Report

Quoted By: >>44267166

>>44267116
>Pink = Fairy
Retard reveal, opinion discarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 04:20:39 No.44267166 Report

Quoted By: >>44267182 >>44267205 >>44267227

>>44267144
Goodra isn't pink and you are color blind.
And I was following his lead that Goodra was girly and meant to appeal to girls. I didn't at all say that that's what I thought goodra was.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 04:22:07 No.44267173 Report

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>>44267116
>That would have been fine if we hand't been mislead by its prevos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 04:23:01 No.44267182 Report

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>>44267166
Fairy doesn't mean girly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 04:25:05 No.44267196 Report

Quoted By: >>44267415

>>44267103
>Women don't like slimy shit retard
Your mum sure spoke a different tune when I slimed her last night

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 04:25:15 No.44267197 Report

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>>44267115
and that "laziness" is what I call simplicity.
less is more

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 04:26:16 No.44267205 Report

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>>44267166
>Goodra isn't pink
Okay
>Fairy means girly
Pic related is so girly he is 100% male.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 04:29:09 No.44267227 Report

Quoted By: >>44267360

>>44267166
>Fairy means girly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 04:35:45 No.44267273 Report

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Assault vest sap sipper Goodra has given me plenty of giggles

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 04:49:53 No.44267360 Report

Quoted By: >>44267405

>>44267205
>>44267227
Appeals to girls. Fairy appeals to girls. I didn't say nothing outside of the archetype existed. No one said Grimmsnarl and Fairy weren't fairy type. Read.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 04:52:59 No.44267384 Report

Quoted By: >>44269304

>charming slime blob everyone loves
>snail, still amorphous, the perfect balance of cute monster and weird
>no more snail, detailed cartoon eyes, only slime left looks like Pooh eating honey instead of part of its body

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 04:56:54 No.44267405 Report

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>>44267360
...but all fairy types can be easily justified using other in universe logic/theming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 04:58:35 No.44267415 Report

Quoted By: >>44267699 >>44267720

>>44267196
He is right though. boys are the ones that play with those gross substances, not girls

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:47:45 No.44267699 Report

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>>44267415
Maybe that was true in the 90s, but not so much anymore.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:50:18 No.44267720 Report

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>>44267415

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:56:11 No.44267761 Report

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>>44266925
Why is it not dragon poison?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 06:32:38 No.44267966 Report

Quoted By: >>44267984

>>44266925
Reminder this pokemon caused the endless spam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 06:36:56 No.44267984 Report

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>>44267966
shut the fuck up, bui. go back to dortmund.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 09:23:54 No.44268688 Report

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>>44266925
When gen 6 came out and me and my friends all got it a girl in my friend group asked to see my pokemon. She looked over my party and then noticed the nickname that I forgot I had given my Goomy. She looked at me with a facial expression of both disgust and bewilderment and said...

>Cumbud?

I don't remember what happened afterword, but I think I wanted to die. Cumbud ended up being a great special wall for my end game party.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 09:55:56 No.44268810 Report

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>>44266925
Aside from the design issues it was weird that in the Gen they introduce Fairy they didn't make it Dragon Poison

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 10:03:23 No.44268839 Report

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>>44267116
>part Fairy
There is literally zero reason for it to be part fairy, are you fucking high?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 10:07:02 No.44268852 Report

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>generic anime girl face
>entire design was made to appeal to slugfuckers
Fucking pile of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 10:07:20 No.44268856 Report

Quoted By: >>44268864 >>44269202

>>44266925
A fucking slug dragon is a great design, so fuck off.
Don't pay attention to fetishists, it's the same as it was with Serperior, which is the only serpent starter and based as fuck, but was turned into a vore symbol in fanart.
Just view designs separate from the fanbase.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 10:08:15 No.44268864 Report

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>>44268856
Both Goodra and Serperior are ugly as hell though. An interesting concept doesn't make a design good.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 10:28:24 No.44268921 Report

Quoted By: >>44269429

BBWmons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 10:50:12 No.44268976 Report

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Valid complaints about shit like its stats and typing aside, you've been on the internet way too long if you think its design is suppose to be 'fuckable' in any way. I don't know how to tell you that the vast majority of normals (aka the target demographic) don't want to bury their hog in a bowl of jello.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 11:08:49 No.44269018 Report

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I seriously think it’s meant as a joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 12:18:36 No.44269202 Report

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>>44268856
Concept =/= Design

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 12:21:43 No.44269210 Report

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>>44266925
Aw man, I love Goodra, I think it hits a similar overlap of cute and strong as Dragonite

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 12:26:16 No.44269234 Report

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>>44266925
>poisonous slime dragon that evolves in rain
>not a water type
>not a poison type
>haha it's pure dragon!!!!!!!
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 12:32:01 No.44269268 Report

Quoted By: >>44269287

>>44267116
>Isn't competitively viable

It is fucking everywhere in VGC now because of Venasaur faggotry and Comfey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 12:34:21 No.44269285 Report

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>>44267116
Would have been infinitely better as a part Water, Ground or Poison type, why are fairyfags so desperate to attach their type to literally everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 12:34:38 No.44269287 Report

Quoted By: >>44269298

>>44269268
>Comfey
As its support I assume? Can't imagine it takes Draining Kiss all that well

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 12:36:40 No.44269298 Report

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>>44269287
>Comfey with Babiri berry using draining kiss at +3 priority to proc its WP
>Or giga drain to proc sap sipper
>It can also ally switch, heal Goodra with floral healing, or Trick Room

It's pretty cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 12:37:13 No.44269304 Report

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>>44267384
Also deep lore involving snail fighting knights

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 13:11:40 No.44269429 Report

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>>44268921
>Latias
>BBW

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