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>>44267575
>be me
>19 year old with no happiness
>decide to have sex with my Galvantula (Female)
>this happens when i'm unable to think about the consequences
>dick her real good
>we fall asleep
>few days later i see a lot of Joltiks everywhere
>they latch onto me nibbling playfully
>i'm confused as hell
>i look over at my Galvantula
>she seems to be pleased
>i put on a facade and pretend to be happy
What the fuck do I do? I fucked a spider.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:32:31 No.44267604 Report

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>>44267591
Illuminise is male only

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:34:09 No.44267616 Report

Quoted By: >>44267625 >>44267664

>>44267591
Stop it. Pokemon and Humans are two different things as per one interview said.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:35:17 No.44267624 Report

Quoted By: >>44267641 >>44267866 >>44267892

>>44267575
Raising my daughters as good Christians bugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:35:24 No.44267625 Report

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>>44267616
That won't stop people from engaging in sexual acts with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:37:27 No.44267636 Report

Quoted By: >>44267643

>>44267604
*Volbeat is male only.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:38:16 No.44267641 Report

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>>44267575
Obviously ditch her to raise the kid alone while I fuck other cute bug.

>>44267603
>>44267624
>taking responsability
Lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:38:17 No.44267643 Report

Quoted By: >>44267653

>>44267636
Volbeat is the female

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:39:38 No.44267653 Report

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>>44267643
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:41:19 No.44267664 Report

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>>44267616
Humans are in the Human-Like egg group. It's a scientific fact, deal with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:42:09 No.44267670 Report

Quoted By: >>44267679 >>44267681

>>44267653
You edited this with MS Paint

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:42:38 No.44267677 Report

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>>44267653
fucking retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:42:53 No.44267679 Report

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>>44267670
>>44267677

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:43:11 No.44267681 Report

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>>44267670
Please tell me you're just being autistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:45:33 No.44267688 Report

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>>44267679
>he plays pokemon go
>editing it in MS paint again
You're not fooling anyone, you retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:46:02 No.44267689 Report

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>>44267664
[Citation Needed]

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:47:16 No.44267695 Report

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>>44267575
Of course I would take care and raise her with all my love so I can breed her myself eventually

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 05:57:23 No.44267767 Report

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>>44267689
I mean I can confirm it because I'm the Professor that first fucked a pokemon in the Human-Like egg group.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 06:08:40 No.44267835 Report

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>>44267767
Based.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 06:10:40 No.44267850 Report

Quoted By: >>44267883

>>44267575
What else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 06:12:10 No.44267866 Report

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>>44267624
imagine fucking a cockroach

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 06:14:57 No.44267883 Report

Quoted By: >>44268016 >>44268113

>>44267575
>>44267850
>gets ptsd from fucking qt moth waifu
what did he mean by this?

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 06:17:02 No.44267892 Report

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>>44267624
>Indoctrinating kids before they develop their critical faculties
People like you disgust me.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 06:21:28 No.44267915 Report

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>>44267866
It's not that bad, the only problem is that my wife is a compulsive cleaner, fortunately our daughters behave like normal teenagers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 06:26:47 No.44267938 Report

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>>44267575
My favorite bug Pokemon isn't an insect.
It's a weird endolith fungus jar thingy that ferments berries in its shell.
I don't think I even want to know what the baby would look like.

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 06:30:46 No.44267958 Report

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>>44267892
My wife and I were raised with these beliefs and we believe that our daughters deserve to grow up in a united community like ours full of principles and good manners, I am sorry that you have turned your way from our lord.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 06:43:18 No.44268016 Report

Quoted By: >>44268200

>>44267883
You would too if you got Ara Ara'd by an anthropomorphic bug

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 07:06:10 No.44268113 Report

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>>44267883
Theres an alternate ending by the same author where the guy lives a happy comfy life with his hornet waifu.
This timeline MC is just a beta bitch that gets scared of good pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 07:10:39 No.44268138 Report

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post the source

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 07:16:07 No.44268177 Report

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Does anyone wanna exchange some pokemons in Pokemon HOME?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 07:22:37 No.44268200 Report

Quoted By: >>44268244

>>44268016
at first i would definitely be at least a bit scared but once i got used to her apperance i would turn her pussy inside out especially the loli one

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 07:33:57 No.44268244 Report

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>>44268200

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Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 07:41:18 No.44268274 Report

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>>44267575
Sauce?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 08:47:29 No.44268538 Report

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>>44267892
Better than faggy atheism, troon

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