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Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:06:07 No.44277960 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>44277974 >>44277994 >>44278015 >>44278062 >>44280106 >>44281367 >>44281462

Why do I have to collect all the badges? What’s stopping me from going to the elite 4 with one of these?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:07:23 No.44277969 Report

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guns are banned in japan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:08:01 No.44277974 Report

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>>44277960
this gun beats yours

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:14:43 No.44277994 Report

Quoted By: >>44277998

>>44277960
>he thinks a gun is stronger than pokemon
LOL!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:16:38 No.44277998 Report

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>>44277994
Pokemon cant kill people

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:21:05 No.44278015 Report

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>>44277960
Kinda defeats the point

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:22:14 No.44278019 Report

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>>44277998
>He apeals to realism, but still clings to game mechanics to justify his edgy school shooter fantasies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:23:15 No.44278025 Report

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>>44277998
Not what the anime says about gyarados. I don't see why a scyther couldn't cut a vein if it was wildly attacking, or if it was loyally defending a trainer.
Now apply that to any pokemon with fire, or any pokemon that is literally made of rocks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:25:12 No.44278032 Report

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>>44278025
what would you prefer 4 dead jokers or having to put down your charmander for killing a human

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:34:32 No.44278061 Report

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If you had a gun in the pokemon world you would literally be king until you run out of ammo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:34:35 No.44278062 Report

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>>44277960
>automated gates that only open with the right badge
>any steel or rock type pokemon won't feel a dent

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:35:15 No.44278064 Report

Quoted By: >>44278092

Do unovans really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:35:42 No.44278068 Report

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>>44278062
I would just jump over the fence
Pokemon would become useless if the trainer is dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:39:47 No.44278083 Report

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>>44278068
>I continue appealing to realism, while still holding to in game constructs.
>I have now contradicted reality, by saying I can jump over a fence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:41:21 No.44278090 Report

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>>44278083
Ash never jumped in the anime

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:42:13 No.44278092 Report

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>>44278064

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:51:51 No.44278137 Report

Quoted By: >>44278150 >>44281367

nerd: pikachu stop bad man lightning strike
literally me: BAM

fucked them up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:54:35 No.44278150 Report

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>>44278137
>nerd: superman stop bad man use laser vision
>literally me: BIP

>fucked them up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:56:40 No.44278160 Report

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>>44278150
Please stay on-topic we’re talking pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:58:38 No.44278166 Report

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>>44278160
>Please remain on-topic we're talking SimpleFlips.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 08:59:49 No.44278168 Report

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>>44278166
I will report you if you keep this up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 09:03:12 No.44278176 Report

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>>44278168
>I'm considering banning you from my Twitch chat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 09:03:42 No.44278178 Report

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>>44278090

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 09:15:13 No.44278216 Report

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>>44277998
>i want to have my school shooting fantasy in Pokemon world
>Nooo stop applying real world logic!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 09:16:43 No.44278222 Report

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>>44278216
I targeted the pokemon world specifically because it has no defenses against a gun theres no cops

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 09:18:47 No.44278227 Report

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>>44278222
>I target a world with high abstractions to apply realism to, while keeping all the abstractions.
>What do you mean that's not how applying realism works.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 09:19:48 No.44278229 Report

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>>44278222
Okay, low quality bait

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 09:21:48 No.44278237 Report

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>>44278229
Youre thinking about this cunt right?
Just slap her unconscious grab her by the hair and shoot her through the temple

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 09:34:32 No.44278258 Report

Quoted By: >>44278268

>>44278237
Anon, that's not how you rape a woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 09:36:29 No.44278268 Report

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>>44278258
Who said anything about sexual violence Im not there to forcefully take pussy just be the very best

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 09:41:22 No.44278289 Report

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>>44278268
>he's not a serial rapist in his Pokemon fantasy

So many different Pokemon make for good rape assistants

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 09:43:45 No.44278300 Report

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>>44278289
Im into 3D

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 09:51:30 No.44278338 Report

Quoted By: >>44278348 >>44278378 >>44281367

Stop fucking distracting me and answer the question who can stop me nobody and in fact easiest region would be the hawaiian one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 09:53:51 No.44278348 Report

Quoted By: >>44278352

>>44278338
>Level 1 babymons are capable of creating the same psi as bullets.
>Who will stop me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 09:54:45 No.44278352 Report

Quoted By: >>44281367

>>44278348
Sniper rifle

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 10:01:00 No.44278378 Report

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>>44278338
Teleporting Abra teleport behind you and knocks you out

Hypno puts you in a trance

Jigglypuff puts you to sleep

Amonymous

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Amonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 16:20:35 No.44280062 Report

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>>44278378
Serperior vores you in your sleep

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 16:24:48 No.44280106 Report

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>>44277960
This

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 19:20:59 No.44281367 Report

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>>44277960
>>44277998
>>44278137
>>44278222
>>44278268
>>44278338
>>44278352
>I-if i can get a gun i can prove to everyone that I'm not a little bitch in a world with magical animals.
>I want my gun but no one else can have a gun in this world!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 19:23:39 No.44281407 Report

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>>44277998
>Dynamaxed Sylveon used Body Press with its butt!
>Dynamaxed Sylveon used Stomp!
>Dynamaxed Sylveon used Swallow!
>Dynamaxed Sylveon used Grass Knot ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 19:28:26 No.44281455 Report

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The last guy that tried that got his ass fucked so hard he won’t even go near a gun anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 19:29:22 No.44281462 Report

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>>44277960
knowing all along you didn't actually earn it

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