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>>44282319
How do we know Gardevoirs even have dicks or vaginas?
What if they have cloacas like birds?
What if they have an entirely different organ(s)?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 22:59:59 No.44283300 Report

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>>44282341
>Gardevoir is in the Amorphous egg group
They absorb cum though their skin, then perform mitosis.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:03:36 No.44283335 Report

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>>44283300
>Now also in Human-Like egg group
Is better to not know, and speculate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:08:33 No.44283370 Report

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>>44282317
Human females would want a Gardevoir for themselves because she's so beautiful even women would fall for her
gardevoir are 50/50 chance of being male so that's another thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:12:45 No.44283411 Report

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>>44283335
That means they're compatible with both, they're still going to be really weird.

As a serious theory, I think however they reproduce will be more mysterious and fairy like. Something along the lines of the baby ralts manifesting in the wild somewhere nearby and the mother instinctively knows that it's hers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:14:33 No.44283429 Report

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>>44282317
> Would she be the most sought after pokemon if she existed?
There are better pokemon like legendaries and everything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:15:51 No.44283437 Report

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>>44283411
Again, is better to not know. Would you feel bad if they reproduce as mundane creatures do? I wouldn't mind. Would you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:16:51 No.44283443 Report

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>>44283429
Finding a Ralts in the woods is actually in the realm of possibility for most though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:18:33 No.44283455 Report

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>>44282317
If pokemon were real you pokefuckers would be hunted down and eliminated. You'd probably have to take a non-degenerate test to own one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:21:47 No.44283477 Report

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>>44283437
It would be a bit disappointing if they reproduce like most animals, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:21:50 No.44283480 Report

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>>44283429
>encounter giratina
>suddenly find yourself in that fucked up dimension
Imagine spending eternity with your bro giratina

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:22:31 No.44283488 Report

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>>44283429
you need to start puberty to understand this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:23:26 No.44283496 Report

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>>44282317
It would be illegal to fuck Pokemon and attempting to do so would probably result in a violent as fuck death as I guarantee they wouldn't want to fuck you. Also half of them are male, so yeah.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:23:44 No.44283501 Report

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>>44283480
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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:27:25 No.44283528 Report

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>>44283496
>it would be illegal
Not in every country, besides the government should not have a say in that subject in the first place.
Ancap for life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:27:48 No.44283534 Report

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>>44283443
You mean for the small minority who live in Ralts settled areas. They are super rare and elusive, IIRC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:36:44 No.44283615 Report

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>>44283534
Who would be the pokemon equivalent of Epstein be? Would he live close to wild ralts areas?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:39:56 No.44283657 Report

Quoted By: >>44283696 >>44283754 >>44283804 >>44284895

>>44282319
>50% of all Gardevoir are male
It honestly doesn't make sense, since part of the males evolve into Gallades.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:44:33 No.44283696 Report

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>>44283657
It would make sense if less then .5% of male kirlia evolve into gallade. You can't find them in the wild, so that's very possible.

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Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:52:42 No.44283745 Report

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>>44283615
The one who steals children?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:54:14 No.44283754 Report

Quoted By: >>44283799

>>44283657
Some just never evolve for some reason and its biased to female ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:58:56 No.44283799 Report

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>>44283754
Then it would change Kirlia or Ralts ratio, but it's 50/50 too.
It seems the only explanation is what this >>44283696 anon says, so extremely few kirlias evolve into gallades that it can't make for even 1%

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 Jul 2020 23:59:42 No.44283804 Report

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>>44283657
You really think dawn stones are a common occurance in the wild? Much less any evolutionary item.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 00:16:02 No.44283955 Report

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>>44283804
In BW you can find them quite literally in the dirt.
Plus some pokemon that need stones are quite abundant in the wild, like Whimsicott or Cloyster

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 00:17:26 No.44283963 Report

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>>44283804
Maybe not in-universe but in SwSh they're all over the wild area and respawn every day

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 00:23:04 No.44284008 Report

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>>44282317
Pokephilia would be a crime. They'd have psychic types interrogate your pokemon and if they say you did anything sexual you'll get your trainer card taken and your ass thrown in prison.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 00:26:42 No.44284040 Report

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>>44284008
You can't apply our world's views on bestiality to a world where the animals are actually intelligent

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 00:27:34 No.44284044 Report

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Women get a male one and everyone is happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 00:28:37 No.44284052 Report

Quoted By: >>44284061

>>44284008
Just pull a Kadabra and turn into pokemon yourself. Then the law is powerless to stop you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 00:29:55 No.44284061 Report

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>>44284052
Then youngster billy comes along and crit catches you in a quick ball

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 00:32:26 No.44284078 Report

Quoted By: >>44284893

>>44282317
It would be morally frowned upon to fuck pokemon, not because of zoophila but people would view it as grooming and/or incest like. Besides most degenerates would get friendzoned by their pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 01:01:28 No.44284311 Report

Quoted By: >>44284733

>>44284008
I don't think so. In pokemon world pokemon are somewhat in a position of slaves in pre-civilwar america. And as far as i know it was allowed to fuck slaves.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 01:35:47 No.44284583 Report

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Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 01:59:25 No.44284733 Report

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>>44284311
I just want people to take the time to realize that someone said this and contemplate on what lead us to this sad sad stain of a moment in our history as a race.

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Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 02:01:38 No.44284743 Report

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bunnies would be endangered in the wild

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 02:25:03 No.44284883 Report

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>>44282317
Roasties would seethe and try to either stop this or they would try to get them to be"empowered"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 02:26:16 No.44284893 Report

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>>44284078
This desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 02:26:32 No.44284895 Report

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>>44283657
tops evolve into gallade, bottoms into garde.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 02:29:10 No.44284908 Report

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yes, men would want them to have a sexslave, women would want them because they're "cute/pretty" while simultaneously hating them because women are bitter jealous creatures, they'd probably catch gardevoir, get bored/jealous of her and eventually mistreat her, kind of how some old hags are verbally/physically abusive to their pretty young daughters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 02:29:13 No.44284909 Report

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>>44284040
I mean a gardevoir is alright but if you are going balls deep into something like pikachu or an archaine then it starts to get kinda bad i would say humanoids yes to maybe and animallike pokemon a huge no

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Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 02:32:48 No.44284933 Report

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What would the rules be regarding ghost pokemon? Especially stuff like phantump and yamask?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 02:35:20 No.44284951 Report

Quoted By: >>44284990

>>44284933
How would you stick your dick into a ghost?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 02:40:18 No.44284990 Report

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>>44284951
I meant owning them. Why would you want to fuck dead children?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 02:44:07 No.44285021 Report

Quoted By: >>44285041

>>44284933
They're still pokemon, even if it is said they're human.

Even if people are taught that, they still go into a pokeball and life goes along while they become battle slaves, ect

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 02:46:49 No.44285041 Report

Quoted By: >>44285080

>>44285021
We know from the anime that pokeballs work on pretty much everything including objects. How is slavery still legal in the pokemon universe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 22 Jul 2020 02:51:31 No.44285080 Report

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>>44285041
My question is how does it determine human data from everything else. You can already shove a fucking toaster powered rotom into a ball, but how human do you have to be for the ball to not work?

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