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Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:37:37 No.44294551 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>44294596 >>44294602 >>44294650 >>44294674 >>44294680

>Daddy! is not just a phase! I AM a Pikachu! don't be a meanie!

What to do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:39:51 No.44294578 Report

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What a coincidence, I'm a slaking let's make an egg!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:41:45 No.44294596 Report

Quoted By: >>44294615 >>44294621 >>44294639

>>44294551
Throw one of those pokeball switch controllers at her head. She’ll break character real quick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:42:22 No.44294602 Report

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>>44294551
Is that Klara?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:44:43 No.44294615 Report

Quoted By: >>44294626

>>44294596
But Pikachu hates pokeballs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:46:43 No.44294621 Report

Quoted By: >>44294639

>>44294596
and if that doesn't work, keep beating her with the controller

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:47:01 No.44294626 Report

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>>44294615
Well, she can poke my balls if you catch my drift ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:47:38 No.44294633 Report

Quoted By: >>44294651

Do people really jerk off to this cringy shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:47:43 No.44294634 Report

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Take her home. This is just a phase! It will disappear after you stop it. Don't be angry and don't say things that get your child in trouble. This will make her so angry that she will break her arm.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:48:46 No.44294639 Report

Quoted By: >>44294693

>>44294596
>>44294621
>hitting women

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:48:55 No.44294643 Report

Quoted By: >>44294664 >>44294669

>ok! Daddy used mud shot!
>turn 360 degrees bend over and pull down my pants
>w-wait dad what are you do-
>her voice is cut short by my projectile diarrhea blasting her across the room, filling her orifices and muffling her screams
>completely swamp her pokemon-themed room with my mexican curry shit
>by the time I'm done she's lying on the ground, half-dead, half-catatonic
>the opposing pikachu fainted! Daddy won the battle!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:49:26 No.44294650 Report

Quoted By: >>44294681

>>44294551
If my daughter looked like that, dressed like that, wore a fucking ball gag on my presence, and made an ahegao face at me? I'd consider myself a failure as a father and kill myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:49:32 No.44294651 Report

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>>44294633
it's just called being a zoomer. they can't help it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:50:11 No.44294659 Report

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>you continue to beat her with the controller until she passes out
what to do now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:50:43 No.44294664 Report

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>>44294643
BASED

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:51:27 No.44294669 Report

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>>44294643
>360
Stupid nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:51:52 No.44294674 Report

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>>44294551
>have a daughter
>not give a shit about her
>she ends up like this
Classic no-dad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:52:32 No.44294680 Report

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>>44294551
In that case this won't be incest, just beastiality

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:52:40 No.44294681 Report

Quoted By: >>44294687

>>44294650
>Kill yourself
>Not just fucking her
Typical Boomer retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:53:10 No.44294687 Report

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>>44294681
>Wanting to fuck your own family
Typical neckbeard virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 23 Jul 2020 02:53:38 No.44294693 Report

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>>44294639
some girls are into that you dumb incel

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