>>44300817That eevee shitpost is completely stupid and wrong because water is the exact opposite of a lubricant
The most compatible pokemon for a human would need to: fend off dehydration and other physcial ailments while fucking like exhaustion, naturally produce a form of lubrication, be attractive, and be able to pleasure a penis
Honestly you could say that indeedee or audino would be perfect seeing how they can heal and a vagina naturally lubricates itself while having nice body types
