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I've come to make an announcement: Leon of Postwick is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking plan. That's right, he took his kanto-pandering' scaly fuckbuddy out and he postponed my fucking plan, and he said his Charizard‘s dynamax form was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting", so I'm making a callout post on my Chatot.com:-

Leon of Postwick, you've got a small pseudo-dragon, It's the size of this Sitrus berry except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my Dynamaxed Pokemon looks like:

>[*FWOOOOOOOOSHHH*]

that's right, baby. All geometrical edges, no eyes, non-sapient— look at that, it looks like two Electrodes and a Latios.

He fucked my plan, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck HAMMERLOCKE. That's right, this is what you get: MY DARKEST DAYS ETERNAMAX PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on Hammerlocke, I'm gonna go wider; I'm pissing ON ALL OF GALAR! How do you like that, Calyrex? I PISSED ON GALAR, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the eternapiss drrrrroplllllllets wipe the entire fucking region, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!