Welcome to Tsushima! Six peasants get to slot six charms inside the asshole of our Samurai, Champ, in the hopes that they will give Champ the strength to free the people of the island of Pokemon Showdown from tyrannical rule. However, the mongoloid Zarel Khan will try to swamp Champ with hordes of repetitive side quests, such as mindlessly and slowly dealing with stallmons duels, copypasted smogon set fetch quests for NPCs, and stealthily avoiding jannies in mongol camps despite that being against samurai code. Will the Samurai finally unlock all collectibles and cosmetics or will Zarel succeed by ambushing Champ while he's naked in a hot spring? Read the Showderp haikus below to find out.

>current samurai

>ching chong charms from fox furries
dogars.ga
>combat tutorial
https://pastebin.com/X9LrfJER

>Game camera mode
showderp.booru.org
>non-lolikhan khan haiku
https://pastebin.com/iRbv7uGW
>last PS4 game
>>44396498