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Male Gardevoirs

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 07:29:32 No.44417694 View View Reply Original Report

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Why are they so rare?

What happens to them?

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 07:41:10 No.44417728 Report

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 07:44:25 No.44417738 Report

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>>44417694
They're not rare at all
Any Gardevoir you see could actually be a male; you'll just never know until you check for yourself haha

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 07:46:27 No.44417742 Report

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>>44417738
>until you check for yourself haha

H-how does one do this?

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 07:48:53 No.44417754 Report

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 07:50:21 No.44417759 Report

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gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 07:51:12 No.44417762 Report

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>>44417742
You notice his bulge
OwO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 07:53:35 No.44417775 Report

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>>44417762
They are good at tucking/packaging that shit.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 08:00:55 No.44417816 Report

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 08:02:30 No.44417820 Report

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Life sure sucks for a male Ralts. They're all forced to be a girly Kirlia for their mid evo. And if they want to be a manly Gallade, they gotta find one of those super rare Dawn Stones in the wild. And fast. Because the second they hit Lvl 30, they're then stuck in a dress forever as a male Gardevoir

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 08:19:01 No.44417879 Report

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>>44417820
Who said Kirlia's gotta be girly?
>https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3869896

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 08:25:46 No.44417902 Report

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>>44417754
Uh why is that yellow Jew digging their fingers into that boivore's buttcrack?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 13:23:27 No.44418995 Report

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>>44417902
Why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 15:03:08 No.44419566 Report

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>>44417762
What if it's a puffy vulva?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 15:04:11 No.44419579 Report

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male ralts are sent to the grinder like male chicks in eggs farm. the paste is used to make stat potions doses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 16:09:12 No.44420084 Report

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>>44418995
Poop on your hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 16:13:47 No.44420126 Report

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Male gardevoirs have massive horse like dongs. Male gardevoirs are natural and are more ideal mates than Gallades are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 16:21:33 No.44420169 Report

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>>44420126
Their buttholes are also designed for big human cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 16:22:24 No.44420172 Report

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>>44420169
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 17:33:12 No.44420767 Report

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>>44417694
>Male Gardevoirs
>Rare

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 17:35:25 No.44420790 Report

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>>44417694
How many male Gardevoirs get dommed and raped every year by horny Gallade?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 17:37:15 No.44420801 Report

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>>44417694
forcefully evolved to gallades

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 17:38:22 No.44420820 Report

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>>44417820
What if all male Ralts are inherently gay and they look forward to dressing like a sissy ballerina? Their only disappointment comes when they’re forced to use a dawn stone.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 17:45:08 No.44420869 Report

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Male gardevoir don't exist. Any gardevoir that you think is male is actual a futa with small tits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 17:45:37 No.44420872 Report

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>>44417694
Been using one in GoD, real powerhouse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 17:52:15 No.44420941 Report

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>>44420869
futas are gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 17:52:57 No.44420945 Report

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>>44420941
>they hated him because he spoke the truth

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 17:54:48 No.44420965 Report

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>>44420941
Yeah, so?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 17:58:19 No.44420996 Report

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>>44419566
Then you make eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 18:00:44 No.44421020 Report

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>>44417694
>Why are they so rare?
Don't they have 50% chance of being male

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 18:21:49 No.44421223 Report

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Anal is gross

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 18:32:58 No.44421342 Report

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>>44421223
Thank you for your opinion, Anal.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 18:37:35 No.44421389 Report

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>>44420996
Based

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:04:59 No.44422153 Report

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:14:26 No.44422255 Report

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>>44417694

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:16:39 No.44422268 Report

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Most animals literally look the same in both sexes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:21:47 No.44422322 Report

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>>44420869

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:37:23 No.44422476 Report

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>>44420941
If futas are gay, does that mean cuntboys are straight?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:38:21 No.44422488 Report

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>>44422268
Good thing humans don’t

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:38:24 No.44422490 Report

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>>44422322

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:40:33 No.44422513 Report

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>>44422476
Yes, because if it has a cunt it's a tomboy and therefore based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:45:42 No.44422558 Report

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>>44422490
I want this to dom me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 20:46:00 No.44422567 Report

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>>44422268
Sexual Dimorphism is tame compared to what some other animals do
Just look at Clownfish:
> I AM THE MANLIEST CLOWNFISH AROUND AND FOR MY UNLIMITED CHADNESS I HAVE RECIEVED MOST OTHERS NEVER ACHIEVE, I HAVE BECOME A WOMAN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 21:52:12 No.44423131 Report

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>>44417742
Ask him

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 22:02:23 No.44423223 Report

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>>44420941

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 22:12:31 No.44423329 Report

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>ywn spread a nice big pair of gardevoir boi cheeks and go to town

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 22:13:52 No.44423341 Report

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>>44417694
Gardevoirs are just the trap pokemon.

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Anonymous Tue 04 Aug 2020 22:17:51 No.44423377 Report

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>saves your life
>you repay him by marrying him and doming him every night

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 00:25:15 No.44424465 Report

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>>44423377
as long as I get to blow him or power bottom every once in a while, deal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 00:31:13 No.44424499 Report

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>>44417694
God, the thought of sissifying a male Gardevoir is making my pants tighten. It's constant protests and begging you to stop groping its sweet sweet ass, god damn my mouth is watering anons.

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Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 00:34:09 No.44424528 Report

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>>44424499
Stop it. This wasn't the path I want to go down

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 03:04:51 No.44425970 Report

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>implying any anon ITT is bigger than the average gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 03:14:00 No.44426039 Report

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>>44425970
I was wracking my brain trying to figure why you thought no one here was taller than 5'3", then I realized
I wouldn't really care if he was bigger or smaller either way, honestly

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Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 03:16:39 No.44426064 Report

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>>44425970
considering that I have eight inches, that sounds pretty hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 04:07:06 No.44426422 Report

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Do you think if Nintendo/Game Freak/whoever had the chance to go back and redo it that they'd make Gardevoir/Gallade a strict gender split? Gender-based evolutions were first introduced in gen 4, and I've heard people say that Gardevoir wasn't seen as particularly feminine in Japan until the porn started.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 04:19:25 No.44426486 Report

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>>44425970
Stop anon, imagining me and Garde taking turns on each other's asses is just too much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 05:25:07 No.44426879 Report

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>>44417820
>>44417879
>>44420820
>>44423377
>>44424499
Dresses and long hair were something that every man had a few centuries ago

The concept of what is masculine and feminine always change

τυραννοκτονῆσαι

τυραννοκτονῆσαι Wed 05 Aug 2020 06:24:30 No.44427222 Report

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>>44426879
Depends on the culture. In Ancient Sparts the Spartiates wore their hair long. According to Aristotle they did so to show off their status as members of the leisure class i.e. they were projecting that they could wear their hair long since they didnt work for a living while those that did wore their short.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 07:35:49 No.44427573 Report

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>>44421389
Imagine the mother's cloaca after it

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Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 07:37:11 No.44427584 Report

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he gets fucked by human men

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 07:38:08 No.44427587 Report

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>>44417694
Presumably some of the Kirlia that would become Gardevoir become Gallade.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 07:53:18 No.44427657 Report

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>>44417694
It's 50/50, which makes Gallades less than half percent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 08:00:49 No.44427689 Report

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>>44427584
>gets pokerus

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Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 08:07:47 No.44427728 Report

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>>44424499

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 08:18:54 No.44427776 Report

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>>44422567
>Most animals literally look the same in both sexes
Lol no if you've taken 9th grade biology sexual dimorphism appears over hundreds of species
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_dimorphism
Humans have sexual dimorphism since the males are bigger and stronger than the female and males skulls are larger on average

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 08:19:58 No.44427785 Report

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>>44427776
Oops wrong reply
>>44422268

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 08:40:44 No.44427898 Report

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>>44427584
Why would a boy dress like that???

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 08:41:34 No.44427903 Report

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>>44427898
Because he's a filthy cockslut

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Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 08:59:06 No.44427971 Report

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Physical Gardevoir would be super neat, I've always disliked that Gallade is male only, why does it need to be? Its a swordsman even more knightly than Gardevoir, why can't it be a girl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 09:43:40 No.44428132 Report

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>>44422567
So that's why it's called clownfish

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 11:17:35 No.44428420 Report

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>>44422567
>>44428132
>honk honk

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Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 11:59:41 No.44428580 Report

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>>44417694
This is a male gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 13:22:58 No.44428962 Report

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>>44428580
That is an onion.

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Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 14:38:07 No.44429520 Report

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>>44417694
>>44428580
Actually THIS is what a male looks like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 15:51:04 No.44430017 Report

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>>44426422
They're dumb enough to make Gardevoir a 100% male species (and turn Gallade into a special 4th evo or something like that) because they think making it male would dissuade porn artists from lewding it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 16:09:27 No.44430164 Report

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>>44429520
mind if i save this pic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 16:13:38 No.44430195 Report

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>>44417694
>50%
Only rare in fanart and online usage bc waifufags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 16:49:01 No.44430482 Report

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>>44426879
men never wore dresses, a toga or any flowing cloth isn't "a dress". You fucking dumb faggot.

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Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 16:53:32 No.44430521 Report

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>>44429520
Obscenely based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 16:56:14 No.44430546 Report

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>>44430482
>I-it's not a dress! B-baka!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 17:02:17 No.44430599 Report

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>>44429520
Haha, where'd you find this one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 17:04:24 No.44430614 Report

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>>44428580
Gallades are the gays of the ralts line

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Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 17:08:54 No.44430670 Report

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>>44428580
This is a Male Gardevoir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 17:27:58 No.44430850 Report

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>>44430670
>the only reason gardeviors have a big red horn sticking out of their chest is because the character artists had to do SOMETHING to make them look less human
They knew the r34 was going to come out on the day Gardevior was introduced

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Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 17:47:08 No.44431036 Report

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>>44430670
He cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 18:22:34 No.44431415 Report

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>>44430850
>They knew the r34 was going to come out on the day Gardevior was introduced

They wanting the mascot to be a tiger with tits, they've always known

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Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 19:01:17 No.44431751 Report

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> Male Gardevoir
Got a problem with that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 19:05:21 No.44431773 Report

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>>44431415
That was the American art team, not the nips iirc

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 20:31:30 No.44432681 Report

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>>44430850
Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 20:48:50 No.44432914 Report

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>>44430850
>the only reason bulbasaur has a plant on it's back is because the character artists had to do SOMETHING to make them look less like a frog

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Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 20:55:37 No.44432984 Report

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>>44430850
I honestly, have no idea why they made the horn in Gardevoir's chest when the prior evolutions kept the horn(s) on their head through their hair. The best idea I have is because they chose to make the horn a power source for their psychic abilities and it being a being of emotion they put it close to its heart aka its chest.
Flimsy reasoning at best, but best I could think up. Its the Embrace Pokemon.... it should not be struggling to hug people. Its like saying "The Aura Pokemon struggles with using its Aura.".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 21:16:21 No.44433215 Report

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>>44430546
Absolute truth. No amount of "this is YOU" will change history.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 21:33:47 No.44433423 Report

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>>44432984
>I honestly, have no idea why they made the horn in Gardevoir's chest

Because with the horn on their head you just put tits on the chest and bam, instant gardevior porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 22:00:05 No.44433708 Report

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>>44433423
I highly doubt that's the reason they did that, you can add boobs to everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 22:03:46 No.44433737 Report

Quoted By: >>44435189

>>44432984
The horn senses emotion and is very sensible. It starts on the head, near the mind, but when it reaches its final form, it becomes an extension of the heart, being able to directly feel the emotions to the heart. It's nicely done thematically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 23:25:15 No.44434609 Report

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>>44417694
They get beheaded for being haram

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Aug 2020 23:43:10 No.44434833 Report

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>>44422476
No ,those are gay too. If it aint a woman with a vagina it's gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 00:07:21 No.44435094 Report

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God, I wish I were a male Gardevoir.

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Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 00:14:45 No.44435189 Report

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>>44433737
I suppose, its just... its an odd choice for a Pokemon that would appreciate hugs. Maybe the horn doesn't hurt people? Kinda like hugging lucario, it just is possible.

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Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 00:15:06 No.44435192 Report

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>>44420869
BUT OF COURSE !!!
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