>>44427498Initially, I voted for Hitler because I believe in trans rights.
Little known fact, the man you know as Adolf was born as Adelphine Hitlette, a young Austrian girl. She was a pleasant little lass, but oh she had a ferocity to her- that I can promise you. When her friends were being bullied, there was little Adelphine standing up for them, chest puffed out with a look of indignation on her rosy face. When someone insulted her family or her homeland, you could bet they'd get a swift kick in the rear! She was a fighter, that lass.
But she was principled too. She didn't go around picking fights, oh no, she just finished them. A patriot through and through as well. I can earnestly say I'd never met any child who had such love for her country.
It was because of that patriotism that little Adelphine dreamed of joining the German military. She wished to fight for her homeland and protect her people.
Unfortunately, this being Germany, the Nazis had of course banned women from joining the military (kind of reminds you of a certain orange someone's military transgender ban, doesn't it?)
So little Adelphine wasn't able to fulfill her dreams.
But she wasn't a quitter, oh no. Adelphine realized that the only way she could fight for the nation she loved and protect those dear to her was to transition. Adelphine was to become a man.
It took some time, but Adelphine found a willing doctor under the name of Milton Diamond. Milton transformed young Adelphine Hitlette into the man we now know as Adolf Hitler.
Adolf, now being a man, was able to join the Germany military, becoming a great war hero and going on to create the Nazi party.
I had watched young Adolf from the time he was born, and when he ran for election I knew he would make us proud.
So I voted for him. I voted for Hitler.
Then the whole Jew thing happened and ehhh, didn't end up voting for him again.
