/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #44436318

[131 / 32 / ?]

560KiB, 2896x2896, 893C11EA-89E4-4C67-93D9-65A66F147655.jpg

Secretary Bird

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 02:23:26 No.44436318 View View Reply Original Report

How has this thing not been turned into a waifumon?!? Maybe Flying/Fire?? The crests on its head could be burnt matchsticks.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1580326155501.jpg, 45KiB, 494x640

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 02:24:13 No.44436325 Report

Quoted By: >>44442412

its a waifuanimal already

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 02:24:31 No.44436326 Report

Quoted By: >>44441560

>>44436318
>waifumon
Just go rape animals at your local zoo or something already you kissless fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 02:25:58 No.44436336 Report

Quoted By: >>44447059

Fire/Fairy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 02:27:33 No.44436354 Report

Quoted By: >>44436382

>>44436318
They can't possibly make it sexier than it already is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 02:30:43 No.44436381 Report

Quoted By: >>44436396 >>44450323

I'd just waiting for gamefreak to make a femininemon that turns out to be male only and based off peacock like dimorphism for the shit show it would cause

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 02:30:45 No.44436382 Report

Quoted By: >>44450102

>>44436354
This is Game Freak, they managed to make a fruit sexy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 02:32:10 No.44436395 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436318
What would they add to it to make it more then just "my mom's secretary bird?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 02:32:13 No.44436396 Report

Quoted By: >>44436427 >>44436505 >>44449153

>>44436381
They don't pander to trannies like you son, much as you want them to. They're keenly aware of the ruckus that shit could cause with mommy and daddy, who pay their bills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 02:37:06 No.44436427 Report

Quoted By: >>44436487 >>44444703

>>44436396
>They don't pander to trannies like you son
>what is Sylveon, Aromatisse, Primarina, Wooloo SOMEHOW, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 02:45:00 No.44436487 Report

Quoted By: >>44436506 >>44436541 >>44452973

>>44436427
You're mentally ill son. Take your meds and realise the nips don't give a fuck for the social progress of the west, much as that pisses you off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 02:46:41 No.44436505 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436396
>trannies
more like bishonen

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 02:46:44 No.44436506 Report

Quoted By: >>44436516 >>44436621

>>44436487
You're fucking detached from reality if you don't seriously take one glance at Sylveon, Aromatisse and Primarina and don't think to yourself "yep, the big homos will like these".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 02:48:27 No.44436516 Report

Quoted By: >>44436551

>>44436506
you're detached from reality if you like a pokemon solely based on it having a specific color scheme

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 02:51:17 No.44436541 Report

Quoted By: >>44438298

>>44436487
>social progress of the west
*USA

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO daily dose 80s.png, 625KiB, 750x537

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 02:52:40 No.44436551 Report

Quoted By: >>44436722

>>44436516
>having aesthetic preferences makes you schizophrenic
Anon I think the one in need of meds has been you all along.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 03:01:06 No.44436621 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436506
Nah, I just understand the Eastern mentality of what's essentially boomer devs does not cover pandering to a group of people only started emerging in the west in the consciousness of devs in the last 10 years. Japan's still far more conservative than the West on these matters and Game Freak are too traditional to counter that particular trope.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 56F609DF-020D-416F-8087-1F61A93F (...).jpg, 399KiB, 1684x1480

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 03:15:06 No.44436722 Report

Quoted By: >>44436818 >>44437037 >>44437135 >>44440596

>>44436551
The official Moemon of Sylveon is trans.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Iwata is laughing at you from th (...).gif, 1MiB, 316x288

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 03:28:28 No.44436818 Report

Quoted By: >>44436993 >>44437015

>>44436722
>moemon
>canon
Most romhack devs ARE trannies anon, figures they also self-insert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 03:52:09 No.44436993 Report

Quoted By: >>44440596

>>44436818
No the art is literally from Gamefreak ya retard.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 2AEDE1F4-22B7-425E-AAA6-E7D329AF (...).png, 351KiB, 2048x1536

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 03:55:36 No.44437015 Report

Quoted By: >>44437021

>>44436818
Here have some translations of their character descriptions from a previous thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 03:56:03 No.44437016 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436318
Well, if you're okay looking outside Pokemon...

https://aggretsuko.fandom.com/wiki/Washimi

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 8188BA39-50DC-4702-98F1-8B3385BD (...).png, 369KiB, 2048x1536

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 03:56:40 No.44437021 Report

Quoted By: >>44437110

>>44437015

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 03:58:39 No.44437037 Report

Quoted By: >>44437048 >>44437072 >>44437117

>>44436722
Is that actually true? The Japanese don't care about trannies or Western politics. If anything they MIGHT make the character a trap, but I know they don't care about Western politics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 04:00:04 No.44437048 Report

Quoted By: >>44437072 >>44437326

>>44437037
It's a firered romhack that retard up there's trying to insist is done by Game Freak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 04:03:15 No.44437072 Report

Quoted By: >>44456968

>>44437037
>>44437048
I am not referring to a rom hack. I am referring to a really short promotional event that happened back in 2018 in Japan. They made humanized versions of selected Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 04:04:22 No.44437082 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436318
It'd be a Flying/Fighting due to it's kicking way of hunting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 04:08:47 No.44437110 Report

Quoted By: >>44446028

>>44437021
>A girly boy raised alongside his three loving older sisters()
Literally grooming.
>instantly you've got a handsome boy all the girls() can't resist
Jesus Christ being Sylveon must be suffering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 04:10:00 No.44437117 Report

Quoted By:

>>44437037
Gays in anime I've seen are usually total bros while trannies are usually comical in their flamboyancy (with some exceptions, like Magne in BNHA)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 04:13:13 No.44437135 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436722
Unironically all are shit except Sylveon

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO misterdonutspokemon.jpg, 2MiB, 4032x3024

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 04:47:18 No.44437326 Report

Quoted By: >>44437345

>>44437048
Okay so I did some research and the moemon(gijinka) picture and descriptions was part of a promotional event in Japan for Let's Go Pikachu and Eevee called "Project Eevee". I cannot find the original twitter post from Pokemon anymore but there are some news sites that mention this so take it how you want.
https://numan.tokyo/en/news/GbMKy
https://twitter.com/movic_jp/status/1029210295355498496

While trying to search I found this interesting picture of a Pokemon and Mister Donuts collaboration.
https://twitter.com/project_eevee/status/1050303001707958273

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 04:50:28 No.44437345 Report

Quoted By:

>>44437326
>that pic
So...despite of all. Borygon is still a part of the Pokémon family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 07:21:36 No.44438298 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436541
Not with our current admin

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1596707252550.png, 1MiB, 601x1145

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 11:59:08 No.44439528 Report

Quoted By: >>44440475 >>44440700 >>44444031 >>44444204 >>44454946 >>44455127 >>44455199

>>44436318

https://www.independent.co.uk/environment/animal-conservation-crane-artificial-insemination-love-human-extinction-a8469331.html

>“Try getting in the van,” Crowe calls to me. I follow his suggestion, and, almost immediately, Walnut starts responding to Crowe’s overtures. She returns his bows and then turns away from him and holds her wings loosely away from her body. Kneeling behind the bird, Crowe rests a hand gently on her back. Then he starts rubbing her thighs, rhythmically, almost pornographically. Thirty seconds elapse – it feels much longer – before Walnut steps away from Crowe, fixes a few out-of-place feathers, and then stretches out her wings, asking for another go-round.

>In past years, Crowe would have taken this opportunity to inject Walnut with a syringe of crane semen. Alas, a matchmaker in Memphis – the keeper of the white-naped crane studbook, whose job is to ensure a genetically diverse captive population – has decreed that they don’t need any more babies from Walnut, at least not this year. But that doesn’t stop Crowe and Walnut from going through the motions all summer long, five days a week, sometimes several times a day. “It’s not exactly fun for me, but it keeps Walnut happy,” Crowe says.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 12:10:52 No.44439589 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436318
they barely fly, it's fighting/whatever. and maybe give it one or two fly type moves. It fights poison types too, so secondary type could be ground or psy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 14:21:22 No.44440475 Report

Quoted By: >>44444276

>>44439528
>Kills inferior featherbois to have a go at human cock
Jesus fucking Christ

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1567597480617.png, 280KiB, 346x608

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 14:33:29 No.44440575 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436318
>waifushit
Nah, they should copy the rape wyvern from MH

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 14:36:08 No.44440596 Report

Quoted By: >>44456317

>>44436722
>>44436993
Why are they all degenerates? Human Jolteon and Umbreon are the only normal ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 14:42:57 No.44440637 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436318
This could be a good candidate for a Fighting/Fairy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 14:50:16 No.44440700 Report

Quoted By:

>>44439528
>But that doesn’t stop Crowe and Walnut from going through the motions all summer long, five days a week, sometimes several times a day.
dang

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 14:57:59 No.44440762 Report

Quoted By:

>it's girly so it must be fairy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 16:37:39 No.44441552 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436318
That’d be a 10/10 fakemon idea. It’d be almost impossible to fuck up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 16:38:40 No.44441560 Report

Quoted By: >>44443834

>>44436326
>kissless

Ooooh what a sick burn dog. Did you learn that at church camp?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 17:00:02 No.44441778 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436318
Were already got Swanna, Mandibuzz, and (f)Unfezant you greedy fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 17:04:34 No.44441819 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436318
I want to fuck that bird

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO _web_apa_2016_rock-pigeon_laura_ (...).jpg, 276KiB, 2400x1350

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 18:04:56 No.44442412 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436318
>>44436325
why did that bird evolve such sexy eyelashes and most other birds like this pidgey didn't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 19:05:32 No.44442975 Report

Quoted By:

How about this:
The regional bird has a Gender specific evolution chain. Like Nidoran. The Male final form is the Martial Eagle. The Female final form is the Secretary Bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 20:06:18 No.44443605 Report

Quoted By: >>44443972

>>44436318
Make it the size of a terror bird and we'll talk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 20:23:08 No.44443834 Report

Quoted By:

>>44441560
>doesn't find being called a zoophile an insult

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 20:25:58 No.44443870 Report

Quoted By:

Sexual deviancy has been a constant since before behavioral modernity
but nobody wants to admit it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 20:33:50 No.44443972 Report

Quoted By: >>44444140

>>44436318
With those legs I'd put it as Fighting/Flying. High Jump Kick seems like a good move on it, same with Brave Bird.

>>44443605
It could evolve into a terror bird? That would be a neat idea. Secretary bird becomes terror bird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 20:39:05 No.44444031 Report

Quoted By:

>>44439528
How the fuck did the crane kill her mates?
Kicking them to death?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 20:40:25 No.44444047 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436318
I'd fug it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 20:48:12 No.44444140 Report

Quoted By: >>44444611 >>44447139

>>44443972
Well ideally with a less retarded looking beak, and keeping the ability to fly.
Terror birds have huge ugly beaks bigger than their heads,
And who the fuck wouldn't want to fly around on the big giant bird that almost looks meant to be ridden?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 20:52:53 No.44444204 Report

Quoted By: >>44444276

>>44439528
>refuses to mate with anyone besides her human handler
>kills all introduced mates
I always thought species traitors were a meme holy shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 20:54:09 No.44444232 Report

Quoted By:

In all seriousness is it even possible for a human to do a bird?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 20:56:21 No.44444276 Report

Quoted By: >>44444304 >>44444337 >>44445894 >>44450619 >>44453136

>>44440475
>>44444204
Are you people really so sheltered? It's a common problem with animals raised in captivity. The larger ones even attempt to rape humans (yes, even the females).

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1579057871910.png, 26KiB, 200x295

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 20:58:18 No.44444304 Report

Quoted By:

>>44444276
>problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 20:59:53 No.44444337 Report

Quoted By:

>>44444276
>It's a common problem with animals raised in captivity. The larger ones even attempt to rape humans (yes, even the females).
>problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 21:09:15 No.44444611 Report

Quoted By: >>44445462

>>44444140
Well of course it'd still be able to fly, this is pokemon, it doesn't have to make sense. Dodrio has no visible wings but it's still a flying type. love this concept. I hope GF is reading, they should totally make this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 21:14:35 No.44444703 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436427
>Wooloo
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 22:12:08 No.44445462 Report

Quoted By:

>>44444611
Big wings are nice though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 22:50:13 No.44445894 Report

Quoted By:

>>44444276
>problem

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO secratery_bird.webm, 3MiB, 720x404

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 22:57:28 No.44445964 Report

Quoted By: >>44446734 >>44448972

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 23:04:20 No.44446028 Report

Quoted By: >>44451635

>>44437110
Then this character is a trap... not a tranny. It literally says he's just dressed as a cheerleader because his sisters made him do it, and that he's actually a super handsome boy.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO tumblr_o8tnuxgTpy1v6mxjqo1_1280.jpg, 178KiB, 1280x905

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 23:07:17 No.44446051 Report

Quoted By:

Here is your secretary bird waifumon, bro.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1558850083.deadxqueen_sagipedi.png, 158KiB, 900x900

Anonymous Thu 06 Aug 2020 23:08:26 No.44446068 Report

Quoted By: >>44447178 >>44447184 >>44447242 >>44453036

Type: Flying/fighting
Category: Secretary bird

Pokedex: Sagipunts are very elegant and will soar through the sky with their well kept wings. Their legs are very built and they are able to kick their prey into submission, most notably Ekans. Their nest are quite huge, able to hold a trainer in it. They are rare pokemon and they tend to be found in plain areas with less places for their prey to hide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 00:42:14 No.44446732 Report

Quoted By:

MAKE IT HAPPEN

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 00:42:19 No.44446734 Report

Quoted By:

>>44445964
I want to pet the pretty raptor bird!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 01:24:50 No.44447059 Report

Quoted By: >>44447210 >>44450336 >>44450343

>>44436336
>Bird
>not part flying
based retard.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO C6E2522A-782A-4841-8278-751F76D9 (...).gif, 881KiB, 245x204

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 01:35:16 No.44447139 Report

Quoted By:

>>44444140
Tbh, we need more “meant to be ridden” Pokémon. The only two true ones we have are Lapras & Gogoat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 01:39:25 No.44447178 Report

Quoted By:

>>44446068
Based as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 01:40:01 No.44447184 Report

Quoted By:

>>44446068
Yup, that'd be my new ace

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 01:42:23 No.44447210 Report

Quoted By:

>>44447059
>Decidueye

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 01:45:26 No.44447242 Report

Quoted By:

>>44446068
Hot

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Secretary Horus.jpg, 7KiB, 168x300

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 03:41:57 No.44448216 Report

Quoted By: >>44448285 >>44448340

>>44436318
My Boyfriend and I designed a Secretary bird. Here it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 03:49:13 No.44448285 Report

Quoted By: >>44448286

>>44448216
>168x300
Why are you like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 03:49:32 No.44448286 Report

Quoted By:

>>44448285
Best quality i could get sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 03:54:40 No.44448340 Report

Quoted By:

>>44448216
I think it could be more stocky
It's head is almost as big as its body!
And how would you ride it if it was so small?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 05:28:36 No.44448972 Report

Quoted By:

>>44445964
amazing

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO bird_vs_snake2.webm, 3MiB, 640x800

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 05:47:11 No.44449120 Report

Quoted By: >>44449242

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 05:52:21 No.44449153 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436396
Peacocks are not trannies. In nature, the male is consistently more flamboyant, this is not a leftist statement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 06:09:52 No.44449242 Report

Quoted By:

>>44449120
>Secretary birds cripwalk
How can this animal be anymore based?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO peahen.jpg, 161KiB, 1024x683

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 06:11:02 No.44449250 Report

Quoted By: >>44450012 >>44452408

Female peacocks try to not bring attention to themselves

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1555375367717.webm, 3MiB, 720x404

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 07:00:35 No.44449432 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 09:45:51 No.44450012 Report

Quoted By:

>>44449250
Cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 09:49:10 No.44450025 Report

Quoted By:

bird bread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 10:14:04 No.44450099 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436318
Just because you want to fuck a bird doesn't mean GF's obliged to make a Pokemon out of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 10:15:06 No.44450102 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436382
Fruit is naturally sexy.
Just don't stick your dick in it; citrus acid burn your cock skin after a few minutes.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO DnkHAwMVAAA_Dbu.jpg, 115KiB, 1200x800

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 11:27:55 No.44450286 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 11:36:57 No.44450323 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436381
Doesn't Unfezant count?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 11:40:12 No.44450333 Report

Quoted By:

fighting/ground with Immunity or keen eye hidden : flash kicks (signature ability, give priority+1 to kick attacks).
signature move : secret-talons ground type 20 BP multi hit (2-5) counts as kick attack

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 11:40:20 No.44450336 Report

Quoted By:

>>44447059
could be an evolution to aromatisse desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 11:41:42 No.44450343 Report

Quoted By: >>44450375

>>44447059
secretary bird don't fly much. They could still have some fly type moves but shouldn't be fly type imo.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1591550666466.webm, 3MiB, 728x410

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 11:43:00 No.44450348 Report

Quoted By: >>44450388 >>44456233

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 11:47:35 No.44450375 Report

Quoted By:

>>44450343
Zapdos and Articuno also didn't fly in Galar, they still got the flying type for being birds

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 11:50:02 No.44450388 Report

Quoted By:

>>44450348
And now I'm beginning to wonder how well a secretary bird would take to learning commands

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 13b.png, 200KiB, 1545x869

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 11:53:23 No.44450403 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436318
Unironically I would

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1557726172702.webm, 3MiB, 960x540

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 12:41:59 No.44450590 Report

Quoted By: >>44451062 >>44452053 >>44454972 >>44456245

whats her problem with snakes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 12:48:21 No.44450619 Report

Quoted By:

>>44444276
>It's a common problem
>problem
For some reason I think you're the sheltered one in here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 14:19:09 No.44451062 Report

Quoted By:

>>44450590
They're tasty, don't judge

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 15:40:29 No.44451613 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436318
>Have an intense phobia of long legged birds (Emus, Ostriches, etc. while Peacock in particular are worse).
>Be such a coomer that this bird bypasses the phobia and I just want to fuck it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 15:45:08 No.44451635 Report

Quoted By:

>>44446028
Traps are just tranny-enabling. Ever talked to actual trannies before? They all got into contact with crossdressing faggotry either through media or experience, the latter usually being at a young age from grooming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 16:36:21 No.44452053 Report

Quoted By: >>44452066

>>44450590
>mfw have all those pics and oc from old secretary bird /vp/ threads
>mfw those pov angles
wud fug her and the mountain lion or another sexy feline tbqh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 16:37:25 No.44452066 Report

Quoted By:

>>44452053
post more

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO c02c514f840a74fdde865858e3804d23 (...).jpg, 251KiB, 960x1586

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 17:18:11 No.44452408 Report

Quoted By:

>>44449250
She's a shy girl....in change the male

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO file.png, 585KiB, 790x454

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 17:22:09 No.44452448 Report

Quoted By: >>44452946

POV: ur snek

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1536218014937[1].png, 183KiB, 400x600

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 17:29:54 No.44452531 Report

Quoted By: >>44453003

I remember years ago that someone created a fakemon line, a male peacock based on a prince and a female pheasant based on a peasant girl. Has anyone that image?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 18:18:15 No.44452946 Report

Quoted By:

>>44452448
bigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 18:21:40 No.44452973 Report

Quoted By:

>>44436487
>the nips don't give a fuck for the social progress of the west
which is why they're more likely than any to make a male only waifumon, because they don't have the same concept of social progression that the west does and therefore wouldn't see a problem or "message" in doing so

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 18:24:41 No.44453003 Report

Quoted By:

>>44452531
Unfezant?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 18:28:48 No.44453036 Report

Quoted By:

>>44446068
Nice, would be one of my favourites as I usually use birdmon teams

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 18:40:38 No.44453136 Report

Quoted By: >>44453996

>>44444276
>(yes, even the females).
I assume you have some kind of evidence to back this up. This sounds to bizarre to be true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 20:21:53 No.44453996 Report

Quoted By:

>>44453136
Happens with Dolphins, dome birds, some dogs, there's a bunch of examples, doesn't make animalfuckers any less fucked up though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 22:03:57 No.44454946 Report

Quoted By:

>>44439528
>Thot legbird lusts after human cock
>Based pengweeb finds pure love in anime waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 22:06:20 No.44454972 Report

Quoted By:

>>44450590
If they made a secretary bird Pokemon, they'd have to give it a new snake Pokemon as a rival, like Zangoose and Seviper.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1553485921106.png, 153KiB, 317x409

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 22:21:47 No.44455127 Report

Quoted By:

>>44439528
>But that doesn’t stop Crowe and Walnut from going through the motions all summer long, five days a week, sometimes several times a day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 22:21:48 No.44455128 Report

Quoted By:

>Tall bird that kicks
People would ship it with Blaziken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 22:30:41 No.44455199 Report

Quoted By:

>>44439528
>bird falls in love with a guy named crowe
you can't make this shit up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Aug 2020 23:38:15 No.44455747 Report

Quoted By:

>>44444444
Just wanted to see what the post was

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO bb6355d20a71f021f90dc258660ea4c8 (...).jpg, 50KiB, 1280x720

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 00:12:44 No.44456006 Report

Quoted By: >>44456383

Aggretsuko beat them to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 00:37:04 No.44456233 Report

Quoted By: >>44456927

>>44450348
It is too cute! I want one!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 00:38:24 No.44456245 Report

Quoted By:

>>44450590
They hunt snakes in the wild to eat. So the keepers using the fake snakes helps stimulate them and keep them active.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 00:49:16 No.44456317 Report

Quoted By:

>>44440596
>that umbreon
>normal
You just outed yourself as an autist

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO yes.png, 243KiB, 680x709

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 00:59:51 No.44456383 Report

Quoted By:

>>44456006
Gori is sleeper best girl.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1560139324354.gif, 1MiB, 320x240

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 02:01:47 No.44456927 Report

Quoted By:

>>44456233
They're not covered by CITES, so in theory, as long as your country allowed exotic pet importation and you could find a breeder, you could probably get one...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 02:06:23 No.44456968 Report

Quoted By:

>>44437072
I'd love to see more of this actually (assuming there's more than just the eevees). name the event or post more pictures or something

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1580325741274.jpg, 34KiB, 512x340

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 02:09:07 No.44456988 Report

Quoted By: >>44459445 >>44459619

Speed: 110

10 Sat 08 Aug 2020 05:58:24 No.44458375 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 09:53:06 No.44459445 Report

Quoted By:

>>44456988
S-She's fast!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 10:32:05 No.44459619 Report

Quoted By:

>>44456988
Gender: 100% Female

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches

Secretary Bird