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Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 14:44:47 No.44460780 View View Reply Original Report

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I was doing 3v3 singles on cart and after defeating my opponents first two Pokemon without losing any of mine, or even sustaining significant injuries on my Pokemon, this thing just Thunder Wave/Minimize/Soft-boiled my team for 35 turns and then Seismic Tossed everyone to death. I couldn't kill it with Dynamax either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 14:45:41 No.44460789 Report

Quoted By: >>44460809 >>44460827

>>44460780
Toxic and moves that never miss are your friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 14:48:53 No.44460809 Report

Quoted By: >>44460830 >>44461130

>>44460789

>Moves that never miss

You mean the 60bp garbage that's useless in 99% of battles?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 14:49:44 No.44460817 Report

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>>44460780
Seismic toss is unironically the most broken move on stallshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 14:49:55 No.44460819 Report

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Just haze, bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 14:51:19 No.44460827 Report

Quoted By: >>44460838 >>44461571

>>44460789

Even in that situation none of those never missing moves would have helped him since they wouldn't do enough damage to Chansey to offset Soft-boiled. Especially when you factor in losing turns to paralysis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 14:52:05 No.44460830 Report

Quoted By: >>44460886

>>44460809
>60 BP
There are other ones retard. Sacred Sword for example would absolutely buttfuck Minimize Chansey. Alternatively you can use shit like Haze.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 14:54:19 No.44460838 Report

Quoted By: >>44460886

>>44460827
>Even in that situation none of those never missing moves would have helped him since they wouldn't do enough damage to Chansey to offset Soft-boiled
>+2 252+ Atk Aegislash-Blade Sacred Sword vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Eviolite Chansey: 306-362 (85.7 - 101.4%) -- 12.5% chance to OHKO
Hmmmmmmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 14:56:45 No.44460864 Report

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>>44460780
I want to fuck Chansey in the butt!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 14:59:46 No.44460886 Report

Quoted By: >>44460894 >>44460945

>>44460830
>>44460838

>Just use a legendary or one of the only Pokemon that can learn this attack bro!

Fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 15:00:46 No.44460894 Report

Quoted By: >>44460929

>>44460886
Way to ignore Haze retard. Your team clearly sucks and you're just whining for the sake of whining. Git fucking gud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 15:04:19 No.44460929 Report

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>>44460780
>>44460894
You can also do shit like taunt or trick a choice item onto it and send out literally ANY ghost if it's locked into seismic toss or legit ANYONE if it's locked into soft-boiled. It'll fucking die eventually. OP needs to build their team better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 15:06:17 No.44460945 Report

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>>44460886
>all legendaries are broken
You have to be 18 to post here

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Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 15:36:45 No.44461102 Report

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>>44460780

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 15:39:13 No.44461116 Report

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>>44461102
And people unironically complain about Smogon's evasion clause, kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 15:40:26 No.44461120 Report

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>>44461102
haze

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 15:41:52 No.44461130 Report

Quoted By: >>44461156 >>44461169 >>44461236

>>44460809
actually minimize is a really bad move to raise your evasiness because after one use, moves like body slam, stomp, dragon rush, steamroller, heatcrash, heavy slam or flying press are going to always hit AND do double damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 15:46:16 No.44461156 Report

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>>44461130
but those moves aren't competitively viable so minimize is just op

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 15:48:11 No.44461169 Report

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>>44461130
oh no bros he's going to steamroll me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 15:54:47 No.44461213 Report

Quoted By: >>44461279

>>44460780
You saw firsthand how bad GF is at balancing.
They had the chance to remove shit like that and they didnt. Instead they added Max Airstream and allowed for every Pokemon to become too bulky to be put down by even 3 priority attacks in a row.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 15:56:43 No.44461236 Report

Quoted By: >>44461423

>>44461130
Who uses any of these moves? The only ones I've seen in competitive are heavy slam and flying press, both of which have limited distribution and limited utility on the pokemon that do get it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 16:01:14 No.44461279 Report

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>>44461213
>max airstream
>bulky
What did he mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 16:19:45 No.44461423 Report

Quoted By: >>44461447

>>44461156
>>44461169
>>44461236
maybe in the fanfic meta, but in 3v3 on a dedicated Chansey counter? works perfectly fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 16:21:53 No.44461447 Report

Quoted By: >>44461469

>>44461423
>>>>a dedicated Chansey counter
>a dedicated counter
>for one fucking Pokemon
Holy shit dude
Yeah I'm real glad I play the 'fanfic meta' if this is what the real meta is like

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 16:24:27 No.44461469 Report

Quoted By: >>44461564 >>44461585 >>44461593 >>44461601

>>44461447
>Yeah I'm real glad I play the 'fanfic meta' if this is what the real meta is like
>meanwhile he need to prepare
>a magaerna counter
>a cinderace counter
>a ferrothorn counter
>a toxapex counter
>a dragapult counter
>a clefable counter
>a chansey counter
>and a blissey counter
battlespotbros... why is our meta so shit compared to theirs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 16:34:57 No.44461548 Report

Quoted By: >>44461649

>>44460780
Ok hear me out: why didn’t you just stall with the timer?

I was in an extremely similar situation a few days ago on cart; I just waited patiently until the timer ran out so I won by default from just having more Pokémon than the other guy. It took a bit, sure, but it worked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 16:37:04 No.44461564 Report

Quoted By: >>44461617

>>44461469
>bss shill talking about anyone else having a cinderace problem
funny
>anon not realizing cinderace is banned anyways
funnier
>thinks needing a fire move for ferrothorn is the same as needing fucking steamroller for minimize
funniest

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 16:38:08 No.44461571 Report

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>>44460827
>toxic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 16:40:15 No.44461585 Report

Quoted By: >>44461594 >>44461617

>>44461469
In order to beat anything on that list you use actually viable stuff from the meta. A decently put together team controlled by a competent player can beat any of those things, and the ones that don't fall in that category get banned, like Ace and Mag. Half of this shit is stuff you made up, do you seriously think teams build in dragapult and clefable counters?

If you need to run a specific counter to one Pokemon using subpar moves to have a shot at breaking through +6 evasion chansey that can still stall them out then yeah I'm glad as fuck I don't play on cart lol. Seethe harder you greasy ESL, don't think I missed the "he need to prepare"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 16:41:48 No.44461593 Report

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>>44461469
Just use reuniclus lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 16:41:49 No.44461594 Report

Quoted By: >>44461648

>>44461585
Haze is a good move bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 16:43:03 No.44461601 Report

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>>44461469
Two of them are banned, and you don't need a ferro/chansey/blissey check at all useless you use 6 special sweepers, dragapult is easy to counter/check.
The only problem mon in OU right now is Toxapex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 16:44:39 No.44461612 Report

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>>44460780
LMAO git gud

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 16:45:06 No.44461617 Report

Quoted By: >>44461648 >>44461750

>>44461564
>>44461585
>If you need to run a specific counter to one Pokemon using subpar moves
but this is bad faith, you just don't want to hear that BSS isn't the same meta as OU
plenty of good BSS mons have access to move that btfo Chansey, such a Rhyperior, Mudsdale, Snorlax or Corviknight
with the shitload of clauses smogon force, no wonder fanficfags can't grasp the true value of some pokemons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 16:49:38 No.44461648 Report

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>>44461594
>no decent physical attackers get it
I'll pass
>>44461617
>>>>plenty of mons
>lists 4, two of which die to furfagbunny and another which has 2 massive gaping 4x weaknesses
Yeah I'm sure sad Smogon doesn't force me to run Shock Wave and Aerial Ace or else lose a game due to retarded luck
I don't even think the current gen 8 meta is good, but I'm sure glad as fuck it's not as trash as Battle Spot lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 16:49:40 No.44461649 Report

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>>44461548
Wow somehow you managed to be an even bigger fag than OP's opponent

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 16:50:43 No.44461658 Report

Quoted By: >>44461690 >>44461709

>>44461648
Pretty sure they're decent if they counter this "toxic" style of battling

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 16:53:54 No.44461677 Report

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>>44461648
>two of which die to furfagbunny and another which has 2 massive gaping 4x weaknesses
yep, truly a shame BSS is 1v1 and I don't get to use others mons to patch the other weaknesses

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 16:54:58 No.44461690 Report

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>>44461658
>toxic
So this is the power...........of BSSfags...............huh, not bad.............
Regardless I think I'd prefer to play a meta where the (((((((((((((((toxic))))))))))))))))) style of battling doesn't exist in the first place
>b-but stall!
At least stall is beatable if you have a half-decent team comp and it doesn't force me to run trash like Mudsdale if I want to have a chance to win. Also, 35 turns on cart = 2000 fucking turns on showdown, god the main games are slow as fucking shit.

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Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 16:57:00 No.44461709 Report

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>>44461658
>toxic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 17:02:57 No.44461750 Report

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>>44461617
and how many of those actually want to use those moves, regardless of chansey? there's snorlax body slam, then maybe mudsdale heavy slam (doubt mudsdale's that good anyways but i'll take your word for it)... and that's it. does it not bother you that you need to throw random heavy slam on all your teams to avoid being cheesed by evasion

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Aug 2020 17:12:48 No.44461860 Report

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>>44460780
>I couldn't kill it with Dynamax either.
Why couldn't you? I met one today on BSS. Did you know that Max moves cannot miss? (its like aerial ace) Just bring your physical mon or setup sweeper. I beat that blob with my NP Hydra while it minimizing until I got +6 then Dynamax (it had Lum berry). Unless you already used your Dynamax chance, oh well.

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