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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 13:06:59 No.44479650 View View Reply Original Report

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Imagine being a 28 year old psychopath hell bent on massacring the entire world with literal gods and getting your ass beat by a 10 year old little girl and her magic pets. How did this idiot not kill himself?

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 13:08:01 No.44479653 Report

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battles were a formality

cyrus wins in platinum

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 13:09:29 No.44479658 Report

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Because now he's trapped in Clown World, so if he tries to jump to his death, he'll just fall up or sideways or something, forever and ever.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 13:13:31 No.44479675 Report

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>>44479650
I can relate to the first half, I might've done the same by this point if I could summon Poke'Gods to remake this strife filled world.

As for the second part, nope. Any suspicious little fanservicy girls who try to foil my plans are getting assassinated. Absolutely Greninja'd before they even think to send their dumb little penguins and rats after me.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 13:40:02 No.44479834 Report

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>>44479650
He's also aging like shit

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 17:32:29 No.44481552 Report

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>>44479650
>getting your ass beat by a 10 year old little girl
I wish Dawn beat my ass every day

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 17:34:20 No.44481566 Report

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>>44479650
>playing as Dawn
Embarrassing

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 17:34:39 No.44481574 Report

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>>44479650
>How did this idiot not kill himself?
he got exactly what he wanted in the end so he couldn’t have cared. not to mention wanting to kill yourself would require some form of sadness, sorrow or hopelessness that cyrus just can’t ever feel.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 17:36:11 No.44481593 Report

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>>44479650
He won in Platinum. Giratina cucked him, and Cyrus made the mistake of thinking the distortion world couldn't exist without Giratina.

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 18:52:52 No.44482275 Report

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given his plan
he was already dead inside

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