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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 13:33:06 No.44479783 View View Reply Original Report

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>Age
>Favorite pokemon
>Most mischievous thing you’ve done
>22
>Zorua
My best friend and I planned and tried to kidnap a friend of ours. The plan was foiled because my best friend’s gf notified our would be victim’s gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 14:16:50 No.44480047 Report

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Come on, I know you guys aren’t angels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 14:19:59 No.44480059 Report

Quoted By: >>44480089

>>44479783
You didn't say what you were going to do to him after you kidnapped him

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 14:22:19 No.44480070 Report

Quoted By: >>44482237

>>44479783
>23
>Gallade
>sneaking my phone into the workplace when that's not allowed
I'm honestly pretty boring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 14:22:47 No.44480073 Report

Quoted By: >>44480086

>19
>Ledian
I purposefully bricked my laptop so my mom would have to buy me a new, better one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 14:24:48 No.44480084 Report

Quoted By: >>44480105

29
Volcarona
I don't do degenerate shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 14:25:26 No.44480086 Report

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>23
>Electivire
>stole shit my college's database for years using social engineering

>>44479783
I mean, that can be either kind of hilarious or fucked up based on what would've come after.

>>44480073
You did """""brick""""" it and sold it afterwards, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 14:26:22 No.44480089 Report

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>>44480059
My friend kept blowing everybody off to hang out with his girlfriend. When he did hang out with us, he would invite his girlfriend and leave with her soon after she arrived. So we decided to kidnap him to make him hang out with us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 14:28:52 No.44480105 Report

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>>44480084
Bullshit. We've ALL done something we aren't supposed to do at least once in our lives. You my friend are no exception.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 14:31:54 No.44480122 Report

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>>44479783
27, and I went against company policy at my previous employer and ended up getting caught. Luckily I didn’t get fired but I did get put on probation and had to sign this retarded document because of it. I wouldn’t say it was mischievous because I got caught but that is really the only situation I can think of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 14:33:20 No.44480128 Report

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>>44480122
What did you do exactly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 14:34:44 No.44480134 Report

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>>44480122
Anon what have i told you about fucking customers

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 14:41:49 No.44480169 Report

Quoted By: >>44480179

>>44479783
>22
>Sandshrew

Honestly don't really have a favourite

>I was around 7/8 years old and I found a glass bottle during recess at school and decided to smash it. Didn't get hurt or anything but got yelled at and told to bring a broom to clean it up. I didn't know where to get a broom from so I said fuck it and went to play soccer instead.

This is only what comes to my head right now. I've definitely done some degen shit knowing myself I just can't remember.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 14:43:35 No.44480179 Report

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>>44480169
I used to find beer bottle laying around in my neriborhood when I was a kid. Whenver I would find one, I would throw on the ground and shatter it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 14:46:09 No.44480192 Report

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>>44480128
Basically I was doing 10% of this particular work assignment that was given to me and made it seem like all of the work was being completed. Like we had to type in updates so that managers can view each employees progress and I eventually got called out on my bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 15:24:59 No.44480497 Report

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>>44480105
The word used was mischievous. I've jaywalked I guess but that really isn't mischievous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 17:53:15 No.44481715 Report

Quoted By: >>44481782

>>44479783
30
Honchkrow
I samefagged a bunch of posts making it seem like there was a ton of fans of S/S, just for a day. Just making threads about how "great" the game is, "who's your favorite new Pokemon", etc.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 17:53:29 No.44481717 Report

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>24
>Claydol
>We broke a table at a house party and blamed it on a guy who was blackout drunk in the corner. Nobody else was in the room at the time and the guy was pretty big so everyone bought it, including the drunk guy. He even apologized and offered to pay for the damage

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 17:57:54 No.44481752 Report

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>21
>rayquaza
>I stole cookies from a store once

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 18:02:12 No.44481782 Report

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>>44481715
>who's your favorite new Pokemon
Tough call between Obstagoon, Sirfetch'd and Zacian. Fuck that penguin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 18:12:31 No.44481867 Report

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>25
>Mudkip
I threw away a lot of things I knew my dad would want after my mom died and he was getting the house back, including a shit ton of playboy magazines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 18:12:36 No.44481868 Report

Quoted By: >>44482046 >>44482676

>>44481717
That's really sad. I hope you own up to it someday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 18:28:21 No.44482046 Report

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>>44481868
Moral police not welcome

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 18:33:17 No.44482102 Report

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>>44479783
>20
>Lycanroc
>I have been staying at my grandparent's house for the past few months due to family drama that's too retarded for me to really explain. I have spent the past few months doing subtle yet harmless things to keep grandmother on her toes, like showing up behind her every so often, or jokingly replying when she talks to somebody else.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 18:34:56 No.44482116 Report

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>26
>Wooper
>When i hand people their food at my job, sometimes I'll say "Have a nice meal!" so that they mishear what I say and respond with "You too."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 18:47:58 No.44482237 Report

Quoted By: >>44482457

>>44480070
>be me
>leave my phone in the locker area like a good wagie
>workplace mass shooting happens
Never again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 18:52:58 No.44482276 Report

Quoted By: >>44482340

>>44479783
>26
>Ttar
I sabotaged my friend's relationship because his bitch GF wouldn't shut the fuck up when I was trying to sleep.
He still says he loves her and doesn't know to this day.
I feel kind of bad at the end of the day, but fuck it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 18:54:36 No.44482294 Report

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>tfw old enough to be nearly everyone’s dad itt
Time to end it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 18:55:44 No.44482301 Report

Quoted By: >>44482328

>>44482102
FFFFFUCK YOU
treat NO grandma like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 18:58:22 No.44482328 Report

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>>44482301
I treat her fine outside of this, I help her with carrying things and I thank her after every meal, and things like that. I've also helped with the garden a few times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 18:59:39 No.44482340 Report

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>>44482276
based, she was probably a whore anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 19:11:28 No.44482457 Report

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>>44482237
Jesus. Yeah that's not happening for me here lmao, but holy fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 19:24:43 No.44482574 Report

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>>44479783
>26
>can't decide between arcanine and flygon
>boring shit like closing people in our classroom/putting them into a big trashcan they couldn't really get out alone

τυραννοκτονῆσαι

τυραννοκτονῆσαι Mon 10 Aug 2020 19:29:28 No.44482628 Report

Quoted By: >>44482652

36
Pichu
When I was in AIT I left my rifle behind at the barracks by accident

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 19:31:57 No.44482652 Report

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>>44482628
That's less "mischievous" and more "dumbass"
Bet the Sergeant really let you have it for that fuck-up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 19:32:32 No.44482659 Report

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>>44479783
19
Torkoal
Molestation

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Aug 2020 19:34:06 No.44482676 Report

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>>44481868
Fuck off. I was a teenager, and the dude didn't even end up having to pay. It's a minor footnote in the lives of everyone involved

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