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Reminds me of when my dad came to visit my apartment for the first time in years, came across my anime figurine collection and told me "Nice! I like that they are girls" with a relieved expression, as if his worries that I might be gay had been dispelled. If only he knew about my 400GB kemoshota collection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 15:21:47 No.44516841 Report

Quoted By: >>44516870 >>44524826

>>44516549
>tfw my parents found out about my Pokephilia stash
>tfw my dad showed me his

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 15:23:00 No.44516852 Report

Quoted By: >>44516860

>>44516805
>>44516823
>>44516828
They said it's weird and encouraged me to get a girlfriend. But nothing other than that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 15:24:18 No.44516860 Report

Quoted By: >>44516877

>>44516852
Oh yeah they 100% gave up on you then. That's what I'd say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 15:26:06 No.44516870 Report

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>>44516841
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 15:27:18 No.44516877 Report

Quoted By: >>44522637

>>44516860
Hey if they don't care. Neither do I. Win win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 15:38:15 No.44516956 Report

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Coomers be gone

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 17:48:48 No.44517976 Report

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I'm going to assume you're on the autism spectrum so you probably just aren't socially aware enough to accurately process their response.

That or >>44516805
>>44516823

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 18:34:59 No.44518333 Report

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>>44516549
Imagine being his father.
If your parents know that and don't even think that they should get you out of their fucking house,then you're not blessed,anon: you're doomed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 22:24:19 No.44520054 Report

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>>44516836
>400GB kemoshota collection
cute! how much of it is porn? do you have a shareable link to that folder?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 23:05:45 No.44520436 Report

Quoted By: >>44520481

>>44516836
What the fuck is that? Sounds fucking nasty

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 23:07:18 No.44520447 Report

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>im so happy my son isnt gay!

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Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 23:09:38 No.44520464 Report

Quoted By: >>44521357 >>44524838

I was always jealous of the kids who had parents that didn't really care much about them. Helicopter religious parents fucking SUCKED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 23:10:01 No.44520467 Report

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>>44516549
how exactly does one "find" a porn stash?
this isn't the age of porno mags

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 23:11:13 No.44520481 Report

Quoted By: >>44520827 >>44521032

>>44520436
not him but kemono means furry in japanese and you probably know what a shota is
so in short words a kemoshota is a furry kid

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Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 23:51:37 No.44520827 Report

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>>44520481
Oh god what the fuck man

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 14 Aug 2020 23:54:15 No.44520850 Report

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>>44516549
Well, you didn't edit your sister's face onto any of them so it's understandable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 00:16:20 No.44521032 Report

Quoted By: >>44524681

>>44516836
I already read >>44520481's explanation but I still think "kemoshota" sounds like if you had a fetish for kids with cancer, it's a weird-sounding abbreviation for your degeneration.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 00:48:13 No.44521357 Report

Quoted By: >>44524838

>>44520464
Better than having helicopter parents that didn't actually care and were just control freaks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 01:21:52 No.44521699 Report

Quoted By: >>44521720 >>44521759 >>44522315

>>44516549
>Dad walks in
"HEY SON YOU FAPPING TO YOUR POKEYMEN AGAIN?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 01:24:33 No.44521720 Report

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>>44521699
"Dad stop yelling I can't concentrate!"

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 01:29:02 No.44521759 Report

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>>44521699
ARE YA WINNIN' SON?

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 02:49:32 No.44522315 Report

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>>44521699
>6-0's a stall noob in showdown while jerking off to hot male Excadrill on female Tyranitar action, look back to my dad with my sunglasses on and a shit-eating grin, shoot my nut at my trash can and it hits immaculately and say "i'm unbeatable dad"
>ELO 1985 -> 2001

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 03:33:25 No.44522637 Report

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>>44516877
I can smell the cumstained doritos on you now

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 09:43:27 No.44524681 Report

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>>44521032
The word is /chemo/ as in 'chemotherapy' as in 'chemical therapy', you retard. I bet you're one of those idiots that writes "would of" all the time.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 10:27:21 No.44524826 Report

Quoted By: >>44524852

>>44516841
I wish to do that one day with my own, as my father's father was the one who introduced me to cartoon porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 10:30:15 No.44524838 Report

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>>44520464
>>44521357
Both are terrible and ruin the life of their children just as much as uncaring parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Aug 2020 10:34:10 No.44524852 Report

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>>44524826
Based degenerate old man.

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