Shitter, crappier, less content-packed
Standardless (not wanting too much)
Regular shitposting on 4chan (7 days a week)
Getting no better than less than the minimum
Fans expected
Accepting shit
Eating shit (no more cooked dinners and sweet food)
A patient, mindless promoter
A corporate Twitter (Joe smiling in interview)
Paying for all (no good games)
No question-asking
Careful to all companies (never criticising on the internet)
Keep in eye contact with old mons (enjoy Kanto all the time)
Will frequently check Reddit at (religious) bank (hole in logic)
Money for nothing
Fond and in blind love
Company standing orders
On all days, Nintendo Switch pre-order
(No criticising or requesting any quality at all)
Brain wash (also on all days)
No longer ashamed of himself
Or Game Freak's greed
Nothing so ridiculously sensible or well-adjusted
Nothing so entitled
At a faster pace
Rushed and less calculated
No chance of quitting
Now TPC-employed
Careless (and powerless)
An mindless and uninformed member of the company (religion, not common sense)
Will always lick the boots
Less chance of quality
Trees that look like N64 (shot of Charizard Gigantamax)
No memory
Forgets the meaning of a good game
Still kisses Masuda's ass
No longer reasonable or talkative
Like a sheep
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Recycled yearly shit (the ability to laugh at sanity)
Dumb
Shitter, retarded and less reasonable
A sheep
In a church
On neo-religion