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>>44570524
They collectively know that the industrial revolution and its consequences would be a disaster to the Alakazam race and so are always anprims

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 04:10:55 No.44571115 Report

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>>44571109
Finally some believable lore

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 04:11:39 No.44571120 Report

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>>44570524
They are incredibly smart and have an absurd amount of potential, they just choose not to apply it. A pokemon like Meowth did, but we've yet to see an Alakazam take advantage of that boundless knowledge.

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 05:49:32 No.44571674 Report

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They properly use their IQ in the spirit world that humans and lowly Pokemon cannot see. There, Alakazam rule.

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 05:52:03 No.44571686 Report

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>>44570524
They’re so smart they’re blackpilled at birth.

So yeah. The fights are just a game to them in the matrix they live in.

Also they have no use for their genitalia

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 05:52:10 No.44571688 Report

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>>44570524
Yes. They use their immense psychic powers to manifest spoons and give them to people they like. They are good friends.

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 05:57:37 No.44571715 Report

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>>44570524
They participate in brutal fights with their own kind because they are sadistic monsters who enjoy violence. That is the only reason they allow humans to control them.

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 10:48:27 No.44573393 Report

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>>44570524
He just wants to live in a cabin in the woods.

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 11:03:53 No.44573493 Report

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>>44571109
this
living in the woods beating up other animals is the essence of life, not only are alakazam extremely intelligent in a logical sense, but theyre living their best lives in a rich emotional sense

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 11:27:55 No.44573578 Report

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>>44570524
it's so smart it makes you think that
this is his astral body for you to play with it while it's trying to glitch the game and escape

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 11:33:45 No.44573599 Report

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>It's said that Malamar's hypnotic powers played a role in certain history-changing events.
What is their endgame?

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 11:35:47 No.44573606 Report

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>>44573599
tfw you cant even escape the jews in Pokemon
they funded both sides of the Kalos war.

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 13:10:48 No.44574105 Report

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>>44573599
Was WW2 caused by Malamar?

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