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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 03:35:14 No.44570912 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>44571242 >>44571327 >>44571971 >>44577719 >>44577735

Is the Pokémon series trying to tell us that sex is a poison?

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 03:40:38 No.44570936 Report

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yes

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 04:32:21 No.44571242 Report

Quoted By: >>44571295 >>44572611

>>44570912
No, it's telling us drugging people is hot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 04:42:13 No.44571295 Report

Quoted By: >>44571723 >>44580137

>>44571242
>ywn get high off of Salazzle's pheromones
Why even live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 04:47:03 No.44571327 Report

Quoted By: >>44571728

>>44570912
I think it's saying lizards are hot

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 05:58:13 No.44571723 Report

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>>44571295
I want a Salazzle to keep me permanently entranced and obedient!

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 06:00:10 No.44571728 Report

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>>44571327
But they're cold-blooded...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 06:50:43 No.44571971 Report

Quoted By: >>44575374 >>44575418

>>44570912
no, they are triyng to convince you that brazilian fart porn is something good, actually

Amonymous

Amonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 08:20:44 No.44572590 Report

Quoted By: >>44575428 >>44577545

>>44571723
>she's a better Trainer than you
>but can't legally play the League
>you just have to sit there nice and pretty
>as she tells you what to call out
>when you're a good, obedient boy, she gives you a quick kiss of her sweet perfume after a match
>keeping you on a fun buzz
>if you're lucky, she might even fuck you
>but if you're a naughty boy...
>you get strapped down
>she climbs on top
>jaws around your mouth
>and blows
>free thought is a privilege
>disobedient boys need to be taught
>and stripping you off your free will is a great time to teach you what you ought to already know

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 08:24:43 No.44572611 Report

Quoted By: >>44575129

>>44571242
does their ability actually work on humans?

Amonymous

Amonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 15:28:13 No.44575129 Report

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>>44572611
Salandit can affect humans. No reason bigger lizard can't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 15:57:23 No.44575374 Report

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>>44571971
(it's not)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 16:02:44 No.44575418 Report

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>>44571971
well they actually are...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 16:03:53 No.44575428 Report

Quoted By: >>44576184

>>44572590
Lizard dont have lips, they cant kiss

Drawfriend

Drawfriend Thu 20 Aug 2020 16:04:39 No.44575438 Report

Quoted By: >>44575473 >>44576184

May draw some salazzle not sure yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 16:07:42 No.44575473 Report

Quoted By: >>44579786

>>44575438
Go for it. The internet can always do with more Salazzle art.

Amonymous

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Amonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 17:25:15 No.44576184 Report

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>>44575438
dewit

>>44575428
It's not literal, she just hugs you, locks her jaws around your face and breathes out that wonderful, sweet-smelling dose of obedience.

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 20:10:52 No.44577545 Report

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>>44572590
I'll do everything in my power to help her win. If I ever catch myself thinking, I'll breath from a bottle of her stored scent, then apologize to her immediately and beg for punishment.

I'm sure all her pokemon are male and under the same treatment, yes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 20:23:54 No.44577638 Report

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Do women use this poke to date rape men?

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 20:34:46 No.44577719 Report

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>>44570912
She looks great in Juri’s outfit. Artists should draw some more of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 20:36:37 No.44577735 Report

Quoted By: >>44577788

>>44570912
Sex has ruined most people's lives. They become obssessed with it, to the point where someone with an otherwise good life becomes "sad" because they can't get laid every 2 seconds. It's truly pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 20:43:04 No.44577788 Report

Quoted By: >>44577834

>>44577735
While it's true that sex can hurt people, I think most people have a healthy relationship with it. The people who beat themselves up over it are the minority.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 20:48:20 No.44577834 Report

Quoted By: >>44578063 >>44578166 >>44578734 >>44579810 >>44579935 >>44580154

>>44577788
I disagree. Sex is on most people's minds most of the time. It's sad to see them deteriorate so quickly. I was blessed with asexuality and I'm grateful everyday that I'm not one of those. Even an imageboard presumably innocent about a children's game is riddled with sex. Come on.

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Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 21:22:08 No.44578063 Report

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>>44577834
>asexual

Woah. Sounds pretty hot. . .

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 21:35:17 No.44578166 Report

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>>44577834
cringe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Aug 2020 22:53:09 No.44578734 Report

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>>44577834
then why did you click on this thread in particular? Was it on accident?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 00:58:12 No.44579734 Report

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Do lizards get STDs?

Drawfriend

Drawfriend Fri 21 Aug 2020 01:04:01 No.44579786 Report

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>>44575473
>>44576184
Did it for a request on /trash/, don't click if you dislike off-model though.
https://imgur.com/a/CmScCaZ

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Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 01:07:01 No.44579810 Report

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>>44577834
I'm asexual too but come on, it really isn't much of a blessing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 01:26:49 No.44579935 Report

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>>44577834
>asexuality
Sounds like a boring way to live life

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 02:00:33 No.44580137 Report

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>>44571295
What would makeout sessions with her be like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 02:03:36 No.44580154 Report

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>>44577834
>I was blessed with asexuality
nice cope for your autism

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