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Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 11:20:35 No.44582995 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>44583004 >>44583005 >>44583014 >>44583109 >>44583258

Could you take em, /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 11:22:46 No.44583004 Report

Quoted By: >>44583008

>>44582995
>5'3"
Of course, I'm not a manlet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 11:22:49 No.44583005 Report

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>>44582995
Me as myself in RL? No. If I was in the Pokemon universe though as a human in their world, maybe. Do I get magical psychic, fairy, or flying powers? I could kick their ass if I did. We could maybe battle to a draw if I had aura powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 11:24:03 No.44583008 Report

Quoted By: >>44583017

>>44583004
Do you defy physics and can punch dozens of times with the power that a Machamp has? Doubt it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 11:25:21 No.44583014 Report

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>>44582995
lolno

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 11:26:17 No.44583017 Report

Quoted By: >>44583026

>>44583008
No but I can actually get laid. Lmao gottem.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 11:28:04 No.44583026 Report

Quoted By: >>44583039

>>44583017
>Thinking Machamp don't get pussy
Think again!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 11:28:41 No.44583031 Report

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>5'3"
What's machamp gonna do? bite my ankles? I can just put my hand on his head and keep him arms length away lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 11:29:58 No.44583039 Report

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>>44583026
Women don't fuck manlets, manlet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 11:46:28 No.44583109 Report

Quoted By: >>44583117

>>44582995
why is Machamp so based and why does GF continue to shit on him competitively?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 11:47:47 No.44583117 Report

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>>44583109
He's 5'3", he's far from "based". The reason GF constantly shits on him is obvious though, because manlets deserve nothing in life but to be walking jokes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:00:26 No.44583166 Report

Quoted By: >>44583171 >>44583199 >>44583202 >>44583245

>LOL 5'3"!! LMAOO 5'3"!!!!
fucking retards Machamp would pulverize you with his four cocks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:01:21 No.44583171 Report

Quoted By: >>44583178

>>44583166
It couldn't even reach me if my hand was on its head lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:02:33 No.44583178 Report

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>>44583171
dude you have limp dick arms, Machamp would reach your neck and strangle you no matter what resistance you put uo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:03:14 No.44583184 Report

Quoted By: >>44583242

I’d rather take a cute twink than that ugly thing tbqh

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:06:31 No.44583199 Report

Quoted By: >>44583212

>>44583178
>>44583166
>Implying Machamp is strong
It jobs to a fucking furry goblin with anchor arms. Anyone here could beat it up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:06:40 No.44583202 Report

Quoted By: >>44583212

>>44583166
cope, manlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:08:12 No.44583212 Report

Quoted By: >>44583222 >>44583229 >>44583234

>>44583199
>>44583202
he would do earthquake you niggers would fall into the cracks of the earth screaming for your mothers lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:09:48 No.44583222 Report

Quoted By: >>44583227

>>44583212
>Manlet throwing a tantrum
*eats pizza* ZZZZZzzzz...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:10:33 No.44583227 Report

Quoted By: >>44583231

>>44583222
Yeah eat your pizza obese amerimutt lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:10:55 No.44583229 Report

Quoted By: >>44583236

>>44583212
Machamp doesn't learn EQ on it's own first of all, secondly Pokemon EQ is not the same as real EQ. Third, the move you're referring to is Fissure you absolute brainlet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:11:36 No.44583231 Report

Quoted By: >>44583236

>>44583227
>Only fat people eat pizza
Keep telling yourself that manlet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:12:34 No.44583234 Report

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>>44583212
>jumps
lol, nice try

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:12:39 No.44583236 Report

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>>44583229
>>44583231
Retards, Machamp is banging your mother right now lmao
Obese amerimutts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:14:06 No.44583242 Report

Quoted By: >>44583249

>>44583184
>Donut hips
I'd rather bring a Lucario than a Gallade. Ugly ass design

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:14:50 No.44583245 Report

Quoted By: >>44583255

>>44583166
i'd be ok with that if he also sucked me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:15:31 No.44583249 Report

Quoted By: >>44583268

>>44583242
Donut hips > lucario’s balloon pants

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:16:42 No.44583255 Report

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>>44583245
You're the one sucking each of his cocks, faggot twink

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:16:56 No.44583258 Report

Quoted By: >>44583304 >>44584076

>>44582995
>When the Dynamic Punch hits just right
I don't care if he's not viable in competitive. Machamp will always be my boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:18:56 No.44583268 Report

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>>44583249
>Donut hips > lucario’s balloon pants
Medicham's DSP >> Lucario's MC Hammer pants > Donut hips

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 12:25:27 No.44583304 Report

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>>44583258
Run Sticky Web support and use a Scarf Machamp. Fast Dynamic Punches fuck shit up and will make people rage hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Aug 2020 14:38:09 No.44584076 Report

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>>44583258
Same but it still kinda sucks he's getting left behind competitively

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