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So why do you all want to fuck your Pokemon?

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2020 21:10:00 No.44607648 View View Reply Original Report

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I can understand things like Gardevoir because it is humanoid looking but why things like Glaceon of all things? Please explain this to someone who just thinks that these kind of Pokemon would make cute pets and please go into more deal than just "makes my pp hard".

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2020 21:11:10 No.44607660 Report

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because I like them and they have the ability to consent

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2020 21:24:54 No.44607813 Report

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>>44607648
The better question is, why do pokemon want to fuck humans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2020 21:28:28 No.44607850 Report

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>>44607648
They have holes

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2020 21:31:03 No.44607877 Report

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>>44607648
humans have gotten boring, more exotic things are needed.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2020 21:59:11 No.44608181 Report

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They're beautiful and captivating.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2020 22:03:13 No.44608234 Report

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>>44607648
Braixen is adorable and I want to brush it and hug it. Definitely don’t want to fuck it though, especially since 87% of them are male.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Aug 2020 23:24:12 No.44608966 Report

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>>44607813
This.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 00:07:10 No.44609319 Report

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>>44607648
they're hot

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 00:08:32 No.44609331 Report

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Gallade’s fat bottom was made for it

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 00:34:41 No.44609514 Report

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>>44607648
>but why things like Glaceon of all things?
Bedroom eyes, very feminine looking, exotic

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 00:38:41 No.44609545 Report

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>>44607648
anime artstyle makes it easier to sexualize animals than IRL animals,
though compared to the average /vp/ anon I'm attracted to A LOT LESS Pokemon.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 00:40:38 No.44609555 Report

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Because furfaggotry is cancer on fandoms that should be met with hatred and vitriol at every occurrence.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 00:51:38 No.44609636 Report

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>>44607648
Please, skank. Reserve yourself for your trainer and the rest of the team. Pumping and dumping is for addicts, niggers and the Irish. If a trainer is gonna go all out with a Pokemon, it should at least be one (or six) that he's spent the most time with.

Hell, even full-team+trainer orgies are better than bagging and dropping some Kirlia on the side of the road so long as you've nabbed a couple badges with them. Free love is so last millennia, anyway.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 00:52:47 No.44609648 Report

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>>44607648
Because I've always liked cute things. And as I grew older I liked sexy things. "sexy" for me boils down to genitalia that isn't repulsive to look at, so slap a decent looking human vagina on any cute pokemon, and boom, you got something that's cute AND sexy, bonus points if you slap on a belly button.

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 00:53:57 No.44609659 Report

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Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 00:55:05 No.44609674 Report

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>>44607648
It's like trying to explain why you are into women/men/bikes/horses/whatever shit you're into.
If you try it yourself you'll see that trying to explain it to someone is stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Aug 2020 00:55:32 No.44609679 Report

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>>44607648
They are sentient, will always love you, have fucking super powers and are designed specifically to look cute/cool, I'd fuck half the dex

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