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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2020 18:14:03 No.44648426 View View Reply Original Report

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Alright you idiots, most of us are basement dwellers who can't do shit socially, so I have a few questions ITT:
>Which pokegirl are you the likely to be friends with?
>which pokegirl realistically would you have the highest chance of dating?
And
>Realistically, what kind of relationship would you have with your waifu? Would they even want to be near you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2020 18:17:54 No.44648479 Report

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>>44648426
I'll start off my own thread
Most likely to be friends with: the alolan trip might get along with me even if I suck at making friends, and that's being optimistic
I'd probably be able to hook up with no one Shauna
And Maylene would probably be too busy with gym stuff to pay attention to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2020 18:19:19 No.44648495 Report

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>>44648426
Not being socially active doesn't mean not understanding courtesy or what comes off as brash. You could've worded this topic a million different ways to be more engaging and welcoming to discussion.

Marketing isn't just for working in the ad agency anon, it's a way of life.

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2020 18:43:17 No.44648756 Report

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Green. Trainer/Pokemon I want to stick my dick in crazy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2020 18:46:32 No.44648808 Report

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>>44648426
Nobody.
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2020 19:02:37 No.44648944 Report

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which pokegirl is the biggest loser and like big hairy men?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2020 19:17:16 No.44649077 Report

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>>44648426
>>Which pokegirl are you the likely to be friends with?
Either Viola or Mina because of shared interests/workfields I work as a publicist and photographer, do illustrations as hobby.
>which pokegirl realistically would you have the highest chance of dating?
I think I can woo Roxie. I would take her on fun dates and stuff.
>Realistically, what kind of relationship would you have with your waifu? Would they even want to be near you?
Having Cynthia as a gf would be good but if we stayed as friends or research colleagues sounds nice too. I believe I'm interesting enough to get along with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2020 19:23:33 No.44649149 Report

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>>44648944
Olivia

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2020 19:29:26 No.44649210 Report

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>>44648426
>Which pokegirl are you the likely to be friends with?
Probably Shauntal because of common interest
>which pokegirl realistically would you have the highest chance of dating?
Mina or Flannery seem obtainable without being complete psychos or narcassists
>Realistically, what kind of relationship would you have with your waifu? Would they even want to be near you?
I would treat them like a normal person with a bit of interest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2020 19:34:24 No.44649267 Report

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>Which pokegirl are you the most likely to be friends with?
Misty. I can deal with tomboys and she's one of the most down-to-earth characters in the series. Usually
>which pokegirl realistically would you have the highest chance of dating?
None of them
>Realistically, what kind of relationship would you have with your waifu? Would they even want to be near you?
I like Cynthia a lot and basically had a crush on her since I was a kid. I doubt we'll have any kind of meaningful relationship, though I'm interested in Sinnoh's history and I think I'd be good enough to at least beat all 8 gym leaders so I guess our paths would cross eventually.
Plus I'm going to make a beeline for Wayward Cave one way or another so my Gible can be a conversation starter lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2020 20:56:41 No.44650168 Report

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>>44648495
My bad, you were right. I struggled to find a better way to word it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2020 21:25:29 No.44650467 Report

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>>44649077
Hey, maybe you can get a photoshoot with Cynthia. Probably won't amount to much since she probably gets asked out a lot.
>roxie
Anon, I hope she's grown up by the time.....
>>44649210
>I would treat them like a normal person
Almost shocking
>>44649267
>none of them
;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2020 21:27:56 No.44650500 Report

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>>44650467
>Anon, I hope she's grown up by the time.....
I always believed Roxie to be in her early 20s?

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2020 21:41:32 No.44650633 Report

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>>44648495
nowhere in the OP does it say socially active though

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Anonymous Thu 27 Aug 2020 23:59:13 No.44651853 Report

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>>44649149
Nice, sadly no doujins of her

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2020 00:16:48 No.44652006 Report

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While i am not the best looking guy i have learned to talk to girls after years of trial and error, now i know exactly how to hit on the types of girls i like and a lot of pokegirls fall in that category

However i consider girls like elesa and cynthia completely out of my reach but other than that im sure i can date and conquer any pokegirl, except for Rosa she would be even more difficult than elesa and cynthia because even looking at pictures of her makes me drop my spaghetti, if for whatever reason she ever kissed me or hugged me my body would explode and faint

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2020 00:20:25 No.44652030 Report

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>>44648426
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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2020 01:57:51 No.44652804 Report

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>>44652006
>if for whatever reason she ever kissed me or hugged me my body would explode and faint

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2020 02:12:38 No.44652874 Report

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>>44648426
>Most likely to be friends with
I share interests with and could probably get along well with with Roxanne, Roxie, Shauntal, Viola, and Mina, though I'd be most likely to be friends with either of the first two.
>Realistically have the highest chance of dating
Realistically is an important key factor. I'm not attracted to children, nor would it be reasonable to date them, so that eliminates a lot of possible characters very quickly. It's probably Roxanne.
>What kind of relationship
If it were Roxanne, it would be a relationship of spending time together enjoying each others' company, discussing academia and various topics, helping her with research, etc. Basically, we'd be a nerd couple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2020 02:21:00 No.44652922 Report

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>>44648426
>Bianca
>nobody because Im ugly and depressed
>I just want to share a genuine, mutual love with someone, but Im ugly and unfunny so Im basically worthless to women irl and in pokemon. I'd probably just loaf around in misery with a pet Slakoth, spoiling them with treats and cuddles so that they wont leave me behind when they eventually evolve into vigoroth and realize how much of a loser I am.

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Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2020 02:22:58 No.44652934 Report

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>Which pokegirl are you the likely to be friends with?
Olivia or Hapu
>which pokegirl realistically would you have the highest chance of dating?
Olivia or Hapu. If there were fat Pokegirls I would have a chance with them.
And
>Realistically, what kind of relationship would you have with your waifu? Would they even want to be near you?
Pic related would be nice to me just like she's with everyone but she wouldn't really give a shit about me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 28 Aug 2020 05:43:42 No.44654183 Report

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Bump

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