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Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 12:25:39 No.44697387 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>44697438 >>44697450 >>44697491 >>44698067 >>44698559 >>44698793 >>44698913 >>44698990 >>44699516 >>44699653 >>44699816 >>44700692 >>44701583

>hatterene thread never hit bump limit
>fucking assdear fakeshit always do
that's not fair

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 12:29:08 No.44697401 Report

Quoted By: >>44697892 >>44701803

they really fucked up with that weird fake body bullshit, I can't coom to that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 12:36:33 No.44697438 Report

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>>44697387
>starts off by posting a twitter ironic weeb meme
There's your problem

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 12:40:09 No.44697450 Report

Quoted By: >>44697457 >>44698793 >>44699636

>>44697387
Why the hell do people like the ass deer so much? Is it seriously because they want to fuck it? Holy shit. Get some fucking taste people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 12:43:39 No.44697457 Report

Quoted By: >>44697464

>>44697450
post what pokémon you fap to

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 12:44:34 No.44697464 Report

Quoted By: >>44697479 >>44698793

>>44697457
I don’t fap to Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 12:47:29 No.44697479 Report

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>>44697464
then you don't belong on this board and you have no right to express your opinion

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 12:50:42 No.44697486 Report

Quoted By: >>44698793

>>44697479
Kys furry

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 12:51:40 No.44697489 Report

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>>44697479
1: That wasn't me.
2: Fapping to Pokemon is gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 12:52:29 No.44697491 Report

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>>44697387
only one of those statements is true

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 13:03:09 No.44697540 Report

Quoted By: >>44697953

You're trying to waifu the canon ANTI-WAIFU.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 14:10:56 No.44697867 Report

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What's the appeal of that thing? Shit like lopunny I can understand but isn't that shit a midget with a lot of hair

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 14:15:25 No.44697892 Report

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>>44697401
The small fetus body is cool, puts the monster in pocket monsters
In fact I like it when Pokémon are known to be vicious assholes out in the wild too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 14:24:22 No.44697953 Report

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>>44697540
A lot of people keep confusing Hattrem’s Pokédex with Hatterene. The former is the one who beats people unconscious if they feel any strong emotions around it. Hatterene only mauls people if it senses excessive hostility or aggression. It’s just guilt by association.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 14:24:40 No.44697954 Report

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There is no good reason assdeer shouldn't be banned to /trash/. It's not canon and only furfags post him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 14:30:42 No.44698006 Report

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>>44697892
Unfortunately coomers can’t grasp the concept of “monster-like” designs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 14:32:51 No.44698019 Report

Quoted By: >>44698496

Hatt is shit in every way possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 14:39:29 No.44698067 Report

Quoted By: >>44698157 >>44698503 >>44705547

>>44697387
One is a cute bipedal animal creature with a mother instict, will love and comfort you at your lowest. The other is an emotionless jelly blob alien that will break your bones if you so much as look at it the wrong way. Gee op, I wonder why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 14:53:35 No.44698157 Report

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>>44698067
Cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 15:32:30 No.44698496 Report

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>>44698019
Incorrect

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 15:33:34 No.44698503 Report

Quoted By: >>44705567

>>44698067
Go buy another commission so you can coom in a slightly different way loser lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 15:34:05 No.44698509 Report

Quoted By: >>44698793

>>44697479
Autistic furfag spotted

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 15:40:54 No.44698559 Report

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>>44697387
at least be proud that you don't need to leech out the fakemon threads to post assdeer so that mods and jannies don't nuke your threads

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Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 16:05:16 No.44698793 Report

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>>44697387
>>44697450
>>44697464
>>44697486
>>44697489
>>44698157
>>44698509

Daily reminder

Now post sweet ASS DEER!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 16:09:20 No.44698839 Report

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>>44698793
>4chan board is full of losers that fap to porn
what a shocker

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 16:17:34 No.44698913 Report

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>>44697387
The more you hate it, the stronger it gets

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 16:25:47 No.44698990 Report

Quoted By: >>44699643 >>44700368

>>44697387
What is Hatterene and Assdeer fought?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 17:25:54 No.44699516 Report

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>>44697387
If you're gauging thread quality by whether it hits the bump limit, you haven't been on this site long enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 17:32:52 No.44699594 Report

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Most waifu threads evolve into dead picture dumps. Only reason a thread like the gardevoir one has activity is because they role play there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 17:36:17 No.44699636 Report

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>>44697450
> joins a hat thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 17:36:41 No.44699643 Report

Quoted By: >>44699662 >>44699675

>>44698990
Basically Hatfags are upset that their official waifu is outmatched by a fakemon.

Fortunately I am a gardevoirfag and no one has been able to defeat the queen.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 17:37:21 No.44699653 Report

Quoted By: >>44700137

>>44697387
lmfao you get what you fucking deserve swooshil coomsoomer. fucking kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 17:38:12 No.44699662 Report

Quoted By: >>44699676

>>44699643
>Sucks in game
>Sucks in Comp
>Sucks in Fan Fic meta
>Yet unable to Suck their trainer

Gardewhore was dethroned fucking years ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 17:38:26 No.44699664 Report

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>>44698913
shitty edit, but i agree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 17:39:25 No.44699675 Report

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>>44699643
Outmatched by who? Less than 50 people on 4chan? Woah

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 17:39:27 No.44699676 Report

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>>44699662 (You)
I'm very generous.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 17:39:44 No.44699680 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 17:42:40 No.44699716 Report

Quoted By: >>44699797 >>44699818

>>44699676
Keep your (You)s to yourself faggot, I speak only the truth.

Gardevoir is terrible in battle and outclassed in every single way by every other psychic or fairy type. Even it's mega was fucking mediocre. Tapu Lele, Alakazam, and yes, especially Hatterene are all miles better than it could ever hope to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 17:51:37 No.44699797 Report

Quoted By: >>44699818

>>44699716
Based. Tell the fag and his basic bitch taste what's up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 17:53:32 No.44699816 Report

Quoted By: >>44699870

>>44697387
Faunazon threads are bait threads why wouldn't they hit bump limit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 17:53:37 No.44699818 Report

Quoted By: >>44699866

>>44699716
tapu lele is a legendary and thus doesn't count. the only psychic type to outclass gardevoir is mega alakazam, and he's already busted as fuck. wasn't he an uber for a while?
>>44699797
lmfao what a samefag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 17:59:10 No.44699866 Report

Quoted By: >>44699897

>>44699818
Alakazam utterly outclasses Gardevoir even without Mega. And it's not the only one, both Indeedees and Hatterene are much better as well even if we pretend legendaries don't count.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 17:59:59 No.44699870 Report

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>>44699816
>when you're so hated your mere existence is percieved ass bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 18:04:12 No.44699897 Report

Quoted By: >>44700198

>>44699866
gardevoir is better than indeedee and is strong enough to one-shot hattfags with shadow ball before they can set up a trick room. not that it matters, since both indeedee and hattfag are fakemons from scam games with objectively inferior metas.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 18:05:20 No.44699909 Report

Quoted By: >>44699942

> > 44699716 (You)
L M F A O

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 18:09:06 No.44699942 Report

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>>44699909
nice argument

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 18:09:16 No.44699945 Report

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Tapu lele is my waifu. Would enjoy watching millions suffer with her :D

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 18:11:12 No.44699961 Report

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> > 44699942 (You)
I've got generosity to spare!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 18:12:03 No.44699966 Report

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> > 44699961
based argumentposter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 18:26:52 No.44700137 Report

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>>44699653
>seething this hard
yikeroonies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 18:33:16 No.44700198 Report

Quoted By: >>44700674 >>44702379

>>44699897
>I never played the game, b-b-but I know Gardevoir is OBVIOUSLY superior to these three!!!
Indeedee with Expanding Force fucks up mons harder than Gardevoir could even dream of doing and Hatt can steamroll entire teams or set up trick room for someone else to do it for them. You've openly admitted to never playing the games or their surrounding metas. Don't fucking pretend like you know what you're talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 18:57:12 No.44700368 Report

Quoted By: >>44701305

>>44698990
What are Assdeers stats?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 19:35:00 No.44700674 Report

Quoted By: >>44702379

>>44700198
Dont reason with waifufags

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 19:36:20 No.44700692 Report

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>>44697387
>local wannabe milf angry about not getting attention

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 20:39:11 No.44701305 Report

Quoted By: >>44701427 >>44702307

>>44700368
103/60/70/122/95/80

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 20:46:05 No.44701373 Report

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>>44697892

I hate that twitter faggots took this quote as their own

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 20:47:10 No.44701389 Report

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I love it
I love the “Trapped in it’s own castle” it’s got going on it’s gigantamax form

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 20:50:06 No.44701427 Report

Quoted By: >>44701519

>>44701305
Hmm...
What attacks does it get?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 21:00:15 No.44701519 Report

Quoted By: >>44701567 >>44701792 >>44702307

>>44701427
From the creators Instagram account:

- Energy Ball
- Geomancy
- Psychic
- Moonblast
- Giga Drain
- Earth Power
- Shadow Ball
- Synthesis
- Thunder Wave
- Heal Bell

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 21:05:53 No.44701567 Report

Quoted By: >>44701819

>>44701519
>geomancy
why are all fakemon creators so fucking autistic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 21:07:32 No.44701583 Report

Quoted By: >>44701814

>>44697387
at least you get threads
all my wife ever gets is ungodly amount of hate

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 21:29:10 No.44701792 Report

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>>44701519
GG Hatterene
Even with Mystical Fire and no Geomancy boosts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 21:30:06 No.44701803 Report

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>>44697401
>not liking the lolimon
fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 21:31:12 No.44701814 Report

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>>44701583
>my wife
bronzong threads are great

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 21:31:57 No.44701819 Report

Quoted By:

>>44701567
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 22:27:57 No.44702307 Report

Quoted By: >>44702490 >>44702498

>>44701519
>>44701305
>Retarded min-maxed stats
>Bullshit movepool including things it has no right being able to learn
>On top of it's awful design
jfc almighty no wonder this thing is riffed on so hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 22:35:57 No.44702379 Report

Quoted By: >>44702665

>>44700198
why would it matter? they're fake pokemon from fake games. mega gardevoir outclasses all but alakazam.
>>44700674
> Imblyign I like gardevoir because "muh dick" told me to
> imblyign you like hatfag for any reason that isn't "COOOOOM!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 22:48:01 No.44702490 Report

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>>44702307
Tbf it doesn't look like it could strike anything hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 22:48:46 No.44702498 Report

Quoted By: >>44702665

>>44702307
Signature moves don't necessary stay signature moves in future gens, many such examples. And reminder that Protean Greninja/Libero Cinderace is GF approved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 23:05:40 No.44702665 Report

Quoted By: >>44703065

>>44702498
Geomancy is the signature move of the god of life.

Giving it to another pokemon is/would be retarded.

>>44702379
>why would it matter? they're fake pokemon from fake games. mega gardevoir outclasses all but alakazam.
Imagine trying to invoke the No True Scottsman argument with fucking Pokemon games. SWSH is real, whether you like it or not, and so are all the pokemon introduced within. If your only argument for why they're """worse""" than Gardevoir is to pretend that they aren't real then you've already proven my point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 23:44:16 No.44703065 Report

Quoted By: >>44703207

>>44702665
You bring up a valid point, as I never use legendaries I was not aware that signature moves (beside Sacred Sword) has only ever been shared between mythicals and legendaries. Guess that makes the Honedge line fucking retarded. I'm willing to assume the creator wasn't aware of this either and picked something strong and what thematically sounded fitting out of ignorance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 23:57:11 No.44703197 Report

Quoted By: >>44703215 >>44703221

>>44699680
How is it possible?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 23:57:52 No.44703207 Report

Quoted By: >>44703241 >>44703263

>>44703065
Not all the mythical signature moves are exclusive, but you're never going to see Druddigon with Spacial Rend or Pikachu with Techno Blast. Geomancy is flavored very specifically to Xerneas and nobody else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 23:58:31 No.44703215 Report

Quoted By: >>44705468

>>44703197
ring target.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Sep 2020 23:58:58 No.44703221 Report

Quoted By: >>44705468

>>44703197
The enemy held a Ring Target, not knowing it makes your immunities disappear, not your opponent's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 00:02:21 No.44703241 Report

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>>44703207
We're breaking tradition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 00:06:04 No.44703263 Report

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>>44703207
this
most legendary sig moves are specifically made for one mon flavorwise and if anything else gets them it'll be something directly related
see: sacred fire entei, shadow force arceus, bolt strike victini, etc
the only exception to this is v-create rayquaza and that was a special case

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 04:49:58 No.44705468 Report

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>>44703215
>>44703221
What an useless item

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 04:59:47 No.44705547 Report

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>>44698067
>Emotionless
No.
>that will break your bones if you so much as look at it the wrong way
Only if you are hostile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 05:03:22 No.44705567 Report

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>>44698503
>cooming to a aye lmao thats backed by a multi billion dollar company is more valid than cooming to a fan design

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Sep 2020 06:22:27 No.44705981 Report

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>>44698793
I've rigged more strawpolls via proxies than the combined total of votes in that poll.

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