>>44714052In the beginning, there was Hilbert, a gay man, and his owner, George W. Brush, who was straight! Who nuked Israel! One fateful day, Joe Merrick farted Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's), which smelled awful.
Also, there's Hilda, who hates /vp/, who ate caca, and her owner, George M. Bush, is completely irrelevant.. because he's dead!
"I love Piloswine because he sucks," said overrated Mamoswine, which Hilda owner for its cock, and also balls which she fucked.. but not really. Anyway, it's Sunday. But actually yes, "Hilda big queef," said Hilda's slave, which was a Hilbert prolapsed anus' starving african child who owned a suddenly faithful Tepig, was eaten alive!
Sex with Drayden, all the eggs! N bursted in and stripped naked. "Where's my pants?" as commanded by Professor. Wants to fight a crazy Sigilyph out of cheese and salted crackers for his pasta.
"Satan is God," Giratina said while grounded by Arceus for being stupid. Arceus was owned and pounded by.. by glorious Piloswine, who was dead, proving that indeed, Dean Malenko rules the Kanto region and Hilbert's willy. It was huge for a shota!
Suddenly everyone dies, Malenko's was bigger, but also died, except for Kanto, which eventually collapsed, Kanto never dies!
Hilda became tranny and was beaten by Galarian pakis and big niggers, planning to converting Leaf into Lillie. Victini for king! .. Victini was assassinated.. Piloswine becomes king! His first command? To kill Piloswine! The assassination failed on Victini only, who then ruled every single ass for five years.
Revenge of Pilowsine: Pilowsine is a Faggot Because He Sucks.
The End.
