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Post embarrasing Pokemon stories

>be me
>be in highschool
>playing pokemon diamond on my ds
>some chad sees me
>makes fun of me for playing "pussy-ass Nintendo games"
>get pissed
>start to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>chad laughs
>i get even more pissed
>i see red
>i run at the chad, and punch him in the face
>i miss
>i run into a wall, and break my hand
>the chad kicks me to the ground
>i cry
>he picks me up, and throws me into the lockers
>a bunch of shit falls down
>i get back up, only for the chad to punch me in the face
>i fall to the ground from the impact of the punch and start bleeding from my face
>i cry even harder, and piss myself
>all of this in front of my crush
>my crush laughs at me and then gives the chad a blowjob on the spot
>everyone from this point onwards makes fun of me for crying and peeing my pants (in addition to playing pokemon)